big itch

term used by someone who doesn't what to use the term "bitch".

usually used by younger kids who are not brave enough to cuss yet.

girl: I just hate her

friend: why?

girl: She is such a big itch

by bamnpeb72106 October 5, 2009

greynold's itch

the itch you get after rolling down the greynold's park hill in florida

"Dude! I have such a greynold's itch! I shouldn't have rolled down the hill man!"

by a_bag_of_suck December 28, 2007

Paradise Itch

The sensation felt while scratching the scrotum, while on opiates.

Nothings nicer than eating a vicodin and giving myself the ol' paradise itch once in a while

by m8e June 19, 2008

my bitches itches

something you say when in big trouble

freind: dude, you in trouble

you: awe, my bitches itches!

by liam smithy December 27, 2008

covid mask itch

That annoying tickle on your face causing you to itch because of a piece of fuzz stuck on the inside of your covid mask. We wouldn't have to wear a mask if the chinese government would have spoke up right away and advised the world of the covid 19 virus.

Thanks a lot you selfish bastards in the CCP for fucking up the world and giving me covid mask itch.

by jimmybomm August 9, 2020

Gabe itches

When your gay bitches suck your balls when you are In you’re room.

Say Gabe itches 10 times fast

by Happy67@ December 9, 2019

itech tard

A computer sci teacher at radford, who is a complete tard when it comes to computers. Which is very strange how this person got the job of teaching computers, when a can of tuna is to much for them to handle.
Also see (mistress america)

Man is ever teacher here an itech tard.

by Lordpiggyinton May 3, 2005