Bone Hurting Juice

1. A type of juice that, true to its name, causes immense, unexplained pain in the bones

2. The (often intentional) misuse of a meme template
"What was that drink you left on my desk?"

"Bone hurting juice."

"It tasted good!...Ow my bones hurt oof ow ouch"
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 22, 2023
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Health Hurts

The greatest parody of Truth Hurts by Lizzo
HEY DUDE! HAVE YOU HEARD HEALTH HURTS YET! IT’S ABSOLUTE FIRE MAN
by Yung Cesar Parody Guy November 29, 2020
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hurt eyesocket

you’re gonna hurt eyesocket
by ulikebuttstuff44 April 16, 2022
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Hurt men

To deliberately inflict or cause any form of emotional distress to any and every male who deserves it. Such acts may include lying, cheating, fucking with his FIFA account etc.
The best revenge is to hurt men even when they don't deserve it.
by Le'ronza January 24, 2021
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hurt mail

The angry hurt texts and email you write to the person who has dumped you or rejected you or made you feel like you are not worthwhile or worth loving
That mofo is such a bastard but I couldn’t resist sending him that final text about my xxxx just to prove I am special & he is going to miss me.

It was hurt mail, par excellence
by Red in the Hed September 08, 2021
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Culturally Butt Hurt

Overly sensitive to perceived cultural slights
Karen was Culturally butt hurt when her frappe didn’t come back right
by Acesspotlite July 01, 2021
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Hurt Skrrt

My sister was driving home late last night when she got in a hurt skrrt
by jakeyoung September 26, 2019
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