Burning Fapper

Someone who throws up all over themselves and uses the vomit as lube to get a burning sensation from the stomach acid while also masturbating.

Kieth, get off my couch, you burning fapper.

by Breast Thong November 9, 2012

warranty burn

When your technogadgetry breaks shortly after the warranty has expired.

Apple charged me $80 to fix my iPhone. I've got a warranty burn.

by Loochness September 4, 2013

getting burned

Getting showed up or get insulted

Hey I don't regret what I did!
I never said you had to.
OOOHHH he's getting burned!

by Sjhisdnisncisncinxkcs October 2, 2013

Mark Burns

A Mark Burns is the hair on your chin..some call it a "Goatee"

This beard style was founded by Mark Burns, hence the name.

"Woah! You have a sweet Mark Burns!"

by TrevorChilds December 31, 2011

homie burn

The act of putting out a cigarette, cigar, or blunt on a friend to bond you for life. Commonly done on the arms or legs, but can be done on any other part of the body.

(Typically done while under the influence of alcohol)

Austin, Evan, and Riley exchanged homie burns because they're tight like that

by KDCastle June 23, 2011

Burn Five

After a person is 'burned' by an acceptable comeback a Burn Five can be initiated.

1. Person who says the burn puts their hand out with palm facing up.
2. A member who hears the burn then slaps the hand, then slides it off making a "Tsssss" sound. This is known as the 'hand touching the hotplate'.

"That's the worst thing I've ever seen!"
"Clearly you've never looked in a mirror. BURN!"
(hand out) *slap* *Tsssss*

Thus, the Burn Five.

by Names Fakely October 21, 2011

Protein-Burn

When you take so much Protein, it regurgitates, and you have a protein-y taste in your mouth.

Doood, I might have Protein-Burn.

You needa stop pumping that FE. You goona have protein overDosis.

by FooProtein September 10, 2011