Dick washed

For a female be totally brainwashed because she is having sex with someone. Male version pussy washed.

Sally; Man Jessica can't see what a dochbag Bobby is she's so dick washed!

by Big Loulou August 20, 2013

Salt Wash

When a male ejaculates onto a female, when in the shower.

Joel: Did you get up to anything interesting last night?

Gemma: Nah, me and Josh had a salt wash, that was all.

by Jesus-Called-Me-A-Dick December 20, 2014

Hat wash

Slang term for oral sex or blow job

Suzie spent all Sunday giving Timmy a hat wash.

by HatWasher March 13, 2011

Washed Up

When you were once good at something, but your friends have gotten better than you and you can no longer beat them at anything.

Similar to One-Hit-Wonder, but had a little more limelight.

Tyler used to beat me at Super Smash Bro's Ultimate, but now that i've started trying, hes become washed up

by whatdidyousaybro February 7, 2020

Ultimate Wash

Ultimate win meets ultimate fail.

Co-worker 1: HEY its 4:30 - almost time to go home! ULTIMATE WIN

Co-worker 2: Yeah, its ONLY 4:30 though. ULTIMATE FAIL.

Co-worker 1: Dude, ULTIMATE WASH.

by public_brainmelt December 11, 2009

Bachelor wash

When you wash dishes without soap and just rub the food particles off with your fingers.

My girlfriend always criticizes my bachelor washing technique.

by Chieftank January 2, 2019

Ass Wash

Ass Wash is a reagent used mainly for cleansing and/or scrubbing ones posterior, but also has wildly interesting applications in the paralysis of C. elegans for scientific study.

Bobby: "Man, that Ass Wash is some really good stuff!"

Frank: "Wait, what do you mean 'ass wash'? What is that?"

Bobby: "I was using my buddy's ass wash and it really cleaned me up good. Plus it helped me image my worms!"

by ElephantLitter October 9, 2014