iPod Drift

When a car drifts outside of the lines on the road because the driver is scrolling through their iPod.

B: Dude! Keep your eyes on the road, you're drifting!!

S; LOL Sorry! I'm trying to find a song!

b: That's the iPod Drift!!

by Pirate Poppy December 17, 2008

iPoditude

an attitude with headsets or earbuds... oblivous to the world around you while deep in the bowels of your 20 song mix.

To the kid walking through mall tripping over his pant cuffs singing off key "You can have what ever you like..." being all T.I. with his iPoditude...!

by slider15 January 6, 2009

Ipod

Ipods.
They bring sex to ur ears!
the shuffle is gay though... NEVER put it on shuffle >.>

Girl: JIZZZ
boy: wat??
Girl: I jst got ear raped by my ipod.

Example 2
Girl: *clicking next button* gay. gay. lame. stupid. gay. lame. lame. old. ARGHHHHHHH WTF YOU DUMB SHUFFLE?!!! PICK GOOD SONGS!!! >.<

by sumRandomKaytieeKidd(: October 21, 2010

iPodestrian

1. A selfish, self absorbed, iPod wearing pedestrian who insists on walking on a bike path without having any awareness of any other bike path users.

2. A totally self absorbed iPod wearing pedestrian who blithely walks anywhere, including into traffic. A potential organ donor.

...ting....ting....tingting... HEY...FUCK YOU TOO...fucking iPodestrian

by squirtjosie August 11, 2012

Ipod Fag

An iPod Fag is someone who uses an iPod as if it were a smart phone, except for calling. Instead, iPod Fags use shitty phones like flip phones or the LG Cosmos l2.

John: Hey, is that the new iPhone 5s?
Fabio: No, it's just the iPod 5.
John: Then what do you use to call people?
Fabio: I use this shitty flip phone *shows flip phone*
John: Dude, you're such an iPod Fag.
Fabio: I know.

by YaBoiFranklin May 26, 2014

ipod touch

A device for listening to music, movies and porn.

ipod touch passing by.

by Dope420 January 15, 2017

isopod

A veeeery cute parasyte which eats your tounge and lives in its place.

Marosi is afraid of isopods.

by Sajt April 26, 2017