The final frontier is a horrifying place. It is a place where the human psyche is laid bare. It is a place where humans exercise all the monstrous little pieces of their wretched, twisted souls that they dare not reveal in public. It is an evil place where the blackened hearts of men beat with an unholy fervor, pumping the viscous black ichor of madness and depravity through the snaking veins of the global network. A place where there are usually no consequences for revealing one's true self, and where one may at last see their fellow homo sapiens for what they truly are -- base, feral animals.
We are the few, the proud, the brave ones that venture forth into this darkness and dare to explore the cold, pitiless reality of humanity. We are the Internauts, welcome aboard the netship.
We are the few, the proud, the brave ones that venture forth into this darkness and dare to explore the cold, pitiless reality of humanity. We are the Internauts, welcome aboard the netship.
guy #1 look at this nasty website
guy #2 no dude i can't handle it
guy #3 i will i am a INTERNAUTs!!
guy #2 no dude i can't handle it
guy #3 i will i am a INTERNAUTs!!
by Hitmantis October 5, 2009
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by ann578 March 5, 2014
Get the international student mug.A short phrase, picture, or combination of the two that gets repeated in message boards and Barrens chat for far, far longer than anything ever ought to be. Imagine a small child being surprised by a jack-in-the-box every single time the toy springs out and you'll have a fairly good idea of what the collective internet considers witty.
"Chuck Norris kicked a man so hard that it cured cancer!"
"Wow, all your base are belong to Chuck Norris!!"
"Jesus Christ it's an internet meme get in the car!"
"ROFL :)"
"Wow, all your base are belong to Chuck Norris!!"
"Jesus Christ it's an internet meme get in the car!"
"ROFL :)"
by xqby June 24, 2008
Get the internet meme mug.Where getting a 3.9 (weighted) GPA gives you five times more preparation for college than that bastard who dropped out of IB and has a 4.7 (weighted).
Also where over 65-70% of students who start out as pre-IB in freshman year either drop out or fail out by end of senior year.
The best part about it is that everybody in IB agrees with the above two statement. (Note that this does not include the arrogant pre-IB smart asses who think IB is gonna be easy due to their ten times easier course loads)
I'll take an IB student with 3.9 GPA any day over a fucking idiot from Honors/AP with 4.7 who thinks his grades are so high when in reality it's inflated to stinkin' heaven.
Also where over 65-70% of students who start out as pre-IB in freshman year either drop out or fail out by end of senior year.
The best part about it is that everybody in IB agrees with the above two statement. (Note that this does not include the arrogant pre-IB smart asses who think IB is gonna be easy due to their ten times easier course loads)
I'll take an IB student with 3.9 GPA any day over a fucking idiot from Honors/AP with 4.7 who thinks his grades are so high when in reality it's inflated to stinkin' heaven.
Non-IB Idiot: Hey, I have a 4.5 GPA so far going into my junior year. I hear you're in International Baccalaureate?
IB Student: Yes, I'm going into my junior year with 4.1.
Non-IB Idiot: Haha you SUCK!
IB Student: So why don't you join IB your junior year? It's not too late.
Non-IB Idiot: Okay, then, lol, it can't be THAT hard. Bring it on!
IB Student: *Evil smile*
<Junior year passes by>
IB-Screwed-Over Idiot: FUCK! I got 3 C's, 2 A's, and 2 B's my junior year! How is this possible!? I worked three times harder than my previous two years!
IB Student: Oh, well, too bad. I made it out with 5 A's and 2 B's. Oh, wait, colleges look at your junior grades the most....
IB Student: Yes, I'm going into my junior year with 4.1.
Non-IB Idiot: Haha you SUCK!
IB Student: So why don't you join IB your junior year? It's not too late.
Non-IB Idiot: Okay, then, lol, it can't be THAT hard. Bring it on!
IB Student: *Evil smile*
<Junior year passes by>
IB-Screwed-Over Idiot: FUCK! I got 3 C's, 2 A's, and 2 B's my junior year! How is this possible!? I worked three times harder than my previous two years!
IB Student: Oh, well, too bad. I made it out with 5 A's and 2 B's. Oh, wait, colleges look at your junior grades the most....
by LaLaLand999 October 12, 2009
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Get the internet mug.A Male Internet user who tries to distinguish himself as a picky opinionated person, especially in the field of observing women. When in actuality they are very desperate for women, and would fuck anything. Also said male is typically very unattractive himself.
It was obvious Trevor had Internet Male Syndrome when he observed a semi attractive girl and immediately disregarded her as hideous, despite her being out of his league
by BrettRobb July 10, 2007
Get the Internet Male Syndrome mug.A sarcastic term for someone who is an Internet "tough guy." A person who spends most of their time on Internet message boards acting like they are the all-knowing and all-mighty. If someone disagrees with their opinion the person labels the person with whom they disagree with a "sheep", "sheeple" or called some sort of derogatory term. This person tends to have very few friends in the real world and makes most of their friends on the Internet with people who are similar to themselves.
Person: I think that he's a really good coach.
Internet Hero: He's such a terrible coach, you're such an idiot! Wake up sheeple he needs to be fired!!
Internet Hero: He's such a terrible coach, you're such an idiot! Wake up sheeple he needs to be fired!!
by PB&J January 10, 2008
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