An individual not truly of homeless nature but who embraces the free feeling of the vagrant life. The Cave Hobo often looks like a Hobo though does not smell of one. Cave Hobos tend to also be slightly mentally ill. They like Chocolate, Milk, Pizza, and any combination of the above. They also like crayons. They can be found in any city, large or small, and can be identified by their knitted garments that cause them to resemble something like a hibernating bear. The Cave Hobo is very friendly and social and likes to sleep in public, for example park benches, even though they have a home. Cave Hobos also like to sing. More often than not they believe themselves to sound like Jesus and Fergie, not realizes that they sound more of a cat being fed through a blender. God Bless Cave Hobos
by YukiPoo January 6, 2011
Get the Cave Hobomug. (Cavus Monstrousous) is a rare breed of humanoid monster. It primarily lives in caves where it can use its gigantic ears to detect prey via sonar. Occasionaly one of these pale-skinned, small eyed monsters will blend in with human society. There they steal small children, to drag into their caves to eat or use as child-slaves. They all have colorless, short hair, only located on their head. On the surface most will assume human names such as Sarver, Jim, or Clarence. They are an all male race with no propogative abilities.
by DaBoss971 August 14, 2012
Get the Cave Monstermug. Damn my nigga Austin was tellin me how he had 3 adventures in 3 different climax caves' last weekend but all 3 caves looked like they been intruded one too many times!!!
by Rack Ball123 October 2, 2009
Get the Climax Cavemug. by Pussy pad. Pussy parlor. October 9, 2013
Get the cat cavemug. a deep, dark abyss (ass hole) in which large mammoths (shit) dwell. When the mammoths (shit) become too crowded they tend to exit the mammoth cave (ass hole) in a hasty manner.
by Joe Mingus December 3, 2006
Get the Mammoth Cavemug. by cheesypotatoes April 6, 2011
Get the Tuna Cavemug. cave sounds, whaaaa!!!!!!!
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steve, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by loopsipåp September 10, 2020
Get the cave soundsmug.