Hot-pocketing

When one digs inside of their anus with their whole fist to retrieve the feces, and shoves it in their mouth.

“My hamster got lost”
“The one that keeps hot-pocketing?”

by Anus annihilator June 3, 2023

Hot Pocket

When a male shits in a females vagina and then has sex with the female afterwords

I did a hot pocket last night. It was sooo good.

by MassivePenis69 March 30, 2017

Hot-Pocketing

The sexual act of inserting a hot pocket into one’s anus and having a sexual partner eat the hot pocket, causing the molten liquid from said hot pocket to ooze deeper into the anal cavity. The best flavors to use are chicken, broccoli, & cheddar as well as the classic pepperoni pizza flavor.

“I think that Tony and I have taken it to the next level in our relationship! He agreed to let me try Hot-Pocketing him!”

by mustysausage November 1, 2018

Hot pocket

A girl with STD's.

Person 1: Why did the whole 4th street die of STD's?
Person 2: I heard 3rd street gang sent a hot pocket and they ran a train on her.

by Faranani February 19, 2022

Hot Pocket

A snacc but looks 7 course meal and more attractive than pizza roll.

Gurl! You be looking like a hot pocket!

by Bootayy420buffet69 October 19, 2018

Ella hot pocket

Ella is a hot kitten who loves doing Hawaiian hot pockets with me

I just had an Ella hot pocket

by anonymous March 20, 2025

Hot pocket

When you’re camping on a cold night with someone and the only way to stay warm is to zip up your sleeping bags together and make ravenous love to each other until the friction from the body heat inside the sleeping bags creates a warm center.

As temperatures dropped rapidly we realized the only way to survive the unexpected blizzard was to create a hot pocket.

by Slambamthankyoumam July 26, 2020