Vail Hot Pocket

Eating a pepperoni from a DiGiorno pizza off a naked girls butthole. Preferably in the kitchen.

While vacationing in Vail my girlfriend put a pepperoni slice from a DiGiorno pizza on her butthole and told me to eat it. She called this the “vail Hot Pocket” and became a tradition whenever eating a pizza.

by anonymous February 6, 2022

Alabama hot pocket

A man shits in another mans ass and then fucks him

Doctor: Why is this person so constipated

P1: me and p2 did the Alabama hot pocket

by Jerkinintheboysroom February 14, 2022

Hot Pocket Topic

A subject of conversation that causes intense and immediate anger (ie. Religion, Politics, Covid 19, etc), much like biting into a hot pocket. Also a play on “hot button topic”.

“Wearing a mask interferes with my freedoms and…”

“Whoa Keith, that’s a Hot Pocket Topic! Nobody bites, nobody gets burned. Let’s not go there.”

by Robin Hoodlum October 29, 2021

Nasty Hot Pocket

Must have 5+ players. Each person will take turns trying to cum in a Hot Pocket, within a timespan of 5 minutes. First person that can't cum in 5 minutes, has to eat the "Nasty Hot Pocket".

Blake: Wanna play "Nasty Hot Pocket" this Saturday??
Xander: Sure! That's my favorite game!

by ilovetotouchlittlekidsofalltyp September 5, 2021

Hot Pocket

A word used to describe someone who is very cute and kissable. The person can be so hot that, if you took a bit of them, they might burn your tongue.

“You are as hot as a hot pocket.”
“Come inside me”, is what one might say to a hot pocket.

by theyunogasai September 6, 2021

Fupa Hot Pocket

The fat folds between a woman's belly thats filled with lint and sweat.

Kate's fupa Hot Pocket was nasty and smelled like sweat.

by Pookie01201 September 9, 2021

Hot Pocket

Another word for a penis. Because it's hot and hard and if you squeeze it it squirts hot liquid.

My hot pocket is massive.

by ManOfHotPocket July 31, 2021