A sex act so intriguingly crazy, so dirty, so awful, that all that one can say is that it involves the stanly cup, a beaver, the word "eh", and over 10 pounds of snow.
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Get the Canada's History mug.A highly lewd, sexual act which entails two men, preferably hairy men, engage in sodomy, then force a Canada Goose to retrieve the semen from the anus. A female must watch this entire act, then suffocate the goose in her vagina. The goose shall then be butchered with a plastic butter knife and eaten raw by the three human participants. The three must then vomit into a bucket, and that vomit must be mixed with 20 gallons of mustard and the three humans must bathe in the substance for at least 40 minutes.
John: I heard some noise coming from your room last night.
Mike: Oh yeah, I had some friends over for a Canada's History.
John: Nice! Why didn't you invite me?
Mike: You're from Montreal.
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Mike: You're from Montreal.
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