Canada's History 

A repetitive addition the the Urban dictionary by UDL's

Often the definitions can be quite freighteningly sick and sometimes the biting sarcasm is quite amusing.

Most versions of this strange sex act include; moose antlers, the stanly cup, maple syrup, hocky sticks, faeces and sperm. However some of the more amusing definitions involved a hedgehog and various other items.

Canada's history is also a reason for editor suicide. The constant flow of these enterys which must be read through can mentally scar the editors.

However the amusing ones are just about keeping them alive.

It seems to be an in joke by the kind of people who spend their times writing horror porn or a sarcastic base for the more synical poster.

Mod 1: The flow of Canada's History seems to be slowing :)
Mod 2: Yeh!

Mod 1: Oh wait heres another *sigh*
Mod 2: Whats this one?
Mod 1: Oh Thats horrible AHHH MENTAL SCARING AND CANADA!!!

Mod 2: Haha its one of the bad ones hey.
Mod 2:........ Mod 1????..... Mod 1???...

Mod 1: Goodbye cruel perverted world!

Mod 2:.....SHIT somone call 999!!!

Canada's History by Anna's February 9, 2010

no one has ever done this in the history of dota 

"No one has ever done this in the history of dota" was a particularly spicy meme from back when DOTA was relevant. Said by an official commentator of a DOTA championship after witnessing a particularly impressive play by one of the participants.

Generally used as a sarcastic meme if used at all, or used in montages of games which are not DOTA, for the meme potential.

"No one has ever done this in the history of dota" is one of the more difficult memes to pull off as it isn't as well known as many other memes. Main audience is gamers and montage watchers.

*during Widowmaker Overwatch montage* *teamkill*
(Screen freezes after the specific play is shown, and the screenshot is displayed in monochrome. Meme audio proceeds to play)

"No one has ever done this... No one has EVER done this in the history of dota!

no one has ever done this in the history of dota by CrazystormFaithfulMemester December 30, 2016

Canadian history 

Slang term for intercourse between a beaver, a moose, and four Inuit men or lumberjacks in an ice fishing shack, often with the help of copious maple syrup, and involving the use of various cuts of ham for extra stimulation. This event is usually the result of far too much consumption of Molson or Labatt Blue.

Prime Minister (leaving a bar): I'm still wasted, but there's no more hockey on! What can we do now?

Member of Parliament: How aboot some Canadian history?

Prime Minister: That sounds alright! I'll talk to those two red-headed lumberjacks over there, while you buy the maple syrup and take care of the other details.

Canadian history by EP the Great February 12, 2010

Canada's History 

As defined by Stephen Colbert of the Colbert Report, Canada's History is the name of one of the most depraving sexual acts known to mankind. It requires moose antlers, maple syrup, and a Stanley Cup.

"Me and Kelly had sex last night"
"Did you do her doggy style, or what?"
"Canada's History"
"Ah sick, dude!"

Canada's History by Stephen Colberts Martyr February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

One of the most depraved sex acts of all time. 5 men all have explosive diarrhea on a single woman, then use it as a lubricant to fit all available appendages into the woman's womb.

"I'm going to my girlfriend's house with 4 other guys. We're gonna give her a Canada's History."

Canada's History by Jobin66 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A lewd sex act in which a female in a heterosexual couple sprawls out her body on a set of moose antlers and inserts the various points into orifices on her bodice. The male then unscrews the cap to a maple syrup jug with his sphincter and dips his erect penis into the now exposed syrup. The male then defecates into the top of the Stanley Cup and mixes it with the rest of the unused syrup, and then pours it onto the female. He then inserts his penis into the female's mouth and begins to rub it on her molars and wisdom teeth (granted they were not pulled) until he is on the verge of ejaculation. The man then pulls out and the woman closes her mouth so the man can ejaculate on and below her lower lip so the semen looks like buck teeth and
therefore makes the female look like a beaver. Shortly afterwards, Dany Heatley runs over both in his car.

So I hear Ronald got really drunk last night and Canada's Historyed his girlfriend.

Canada's History by Moxalee February 5, 2010

Canadian History 

a term coined by canadian "mount"ies for when you use maple syrup as lubrication to insert the whole of the stanley cup in your rectum while wearing moose antlers and screaming wayne gretzky's is my daddy!

all we did in class today was learn about canadian history

i was so excited aboot that hockey game i decided to do a little canadian history last night

wayne gretzky is the only important part of canada's history so im going to go do some canadian history

Canadian History by SANDMAN!!!! February 5, 2010