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Heather Marriage

When you and your love interest can’t get together so you go slaughter your counterpart in different universe to make your love interest in said universe not to suffer because of you in that universe.
“Tick. Tick. Tick. Tock. Tick.”
“Yo dude, you know that guy Heathcliff guy who’s working for me ? Yeah he’s in a Heather Marriage right now so he’s quite busy.”
by Tf2manager July 3, 2025
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Heather

Heather is the one girl that comes into your life that has stories about how everyone has wronged her but she's the actual problem. She is the most untrustworthy, pick me, inconsiderate, "innocent" person you'll ever meet. If your friends with her you'll have the joy of being a full time babysitter, and as well as listen to her biggest fantasies. She puts you in the most uncomfortable situations and the most dangerous, she's sweet and shy at first then slowly starts telling you the lore. She seeks attention in every room she goes to but mainly try's to steal any spotlight (or man) put on anyone else ever her friends. Don't ever trust a heather with anyone alone, shell make comments that completely weird you out, and she tried to dance on everyone to ever exist
Bye Heather
by supercoolhatergirl3000 December 2, 2025
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joe heather

Gay faggot who likes it up the ass. He nonces on his cat and shoves her up his asshole. He claims hes like 5”9” but he’s actually like 5”0”.
Stop being such a joe heather.
by Random_Guy69 July 28, 2020
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Miss Heather Smith

That one subsitute 20 year old teacher that will watch anime with you and play among us with you.
Girl 1: AWWW Miss heather smith has to leave I wish she was our teacher

Boy 1: Yeah! I was looking forward to play among us with her and watch demon slayer with her!
Miss Heather Smith: Did someone say .... Among us and.... Demon slayer. Hell yeh I'm staying!
by Wiseoneof1personnobodyknows November 4, 2020
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Jaidyn Heather

an absolute Mad Fucking Lad, a truly unexplainable person.
the guy from the brother was an absolute Jaidyn Heather
by (not nedyaj) August 22, 2022
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got heathered

A person above one pay grade who is a supervisor. Befriends you as your boss. Encourages you to ask for help and assures you it’s okay to ask questions.
Also lies right to everyone’s face.
Dude , I got heathered yesterday, that bitch got me me fired. She encouraged me to take time earned off.
by Lisarn005 September 11, 2023
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