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Ariana Grande

person: where did your weave go?

me: ariana grande snatched it with her newest album
by CuteAG March 27, 2019
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5th grader

little fucking idiots who think they can date and want lots of sex even though they are stupid younglings who think love is when you hold hands and "kiss"

also they think they're smart as fuck
your in 5th grade.
idiots.
Wow Jimmy you're such a 5th grader, lets go make love and kiss behind the trees at recess. LOL!
by munchknommer October 11, 2015
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Grande Prairie, Alberta

I redneck, blue collar, hard nosed conservative city located in Northern Alberta, Canada. It has a population of approximately 50000 and is the service center for approximately 250000, making it seem larger than it really is at times. On the plus side, there are more millionaires per capita than any other city in Canada. However, this will inevitably be passed by Fort McMurray and both of these cities only have the amount of wealth that they do because of oil. Most people who live in Grande Prairie are too pig ignorant to comprehend that.

The average citizen is selfish, greedy, fat, sleazy, in other words, the personification of every thing that's wrong in western civilization. Once the oil wealth runs out, most of the people in Grande Prairie will resort to their booze and do fuck all with their lives.

Useful things, such as education, are not valued in this sleazy "metropolis. The only classy bar is Maddhatters, the others are complete and utter shit. Most of the teenagers have at least one STI, which is a result of fucking and/or sucking anything they find remotely attractive.

Most of the people who reside here generally only do so for the money. Most of the ones who win the lottery/retire get the fuck out of there. Another classy, wonderful thing about this city is that there is an enormous undercurrent of acceptability for those who drink and drive.

A truly selfish, greedy, miserable place.
Guy 1: There is nothing to do in Grande Prairie Alberta accept buy a big jacked up truck, do drugs, and whore my life away.
Guy 2: Yeah, this city is sure a shit stain on humanity if you ask me!

Hill Billy 1: Fuck yeah, I got my dick sucked in a port a potty at a party. I work in the oil patch and make $100K+ per year. I have more STIs than the alphabet has letters. Woo hoo! Only in Grande Prairie, Alberta baby!
Hill Billy 2: Dude, you are a fucking alpha male/god! Only in Grande Prairie, Alberta could I possibly accomplish this!
by Honest Morpheus February 4, 2014
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Ariana Grande

An overrated pop singer who has no actual talent.
Friend:Thank You,Next
Me:We are no longer friends if you like Ariana Grande.
by Mattyhealyiscircumcised February 19, 2019
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El Grande

term used to describe a person with behemoth penis.
also the term used to describe Colt Ward of Huntsville by every person in Mexico and other Hispanic parts of the world. On side note, in 2001 the Supreme Court denied Jacob Carr the rights to use this term as a nickname for his junk because they stated that he had "already made up too many falsifying descriptions of the penis in question."
Jacob: "Women say I have a giant penis."
Sex Hobbit: "I've seen your penis, and you're no El Grande."
by Colt W July 28, 2007
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6th grade

used as a come back to any imature joke
by 6th_grade December 11, 2004
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8th grader

One who has little experience in life. Ignorant. Can not make a valid argument if they undeveloped ovaries depended on it. "An unhairy teenager." Enjoys have seizures on keyboards and TyPinG Lyk Dizz cuzz Dats k00l.
Overall: a complete moron.
Recent studies have shown 8th graders nowadays are nothing but disgusting, STD infested whotes.
by Awesomenessfully May 8, 2005
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