Closet-Goblin

A person who is said to be more attractive then he or she really is, or a person who seems more attractive thanks to the aid of cosmetics, clothing, poor lighting, etc.

Bob's new girl friend he's been bragging about is a closet-goblin.

by Tramov February 12, 2009

Pumpkin-Goblin

Pumkpin-Goblin. -A rare breed of offspring of the underground run-a-way slaves.
Defined characteristics- A 4 foot tall male, darker than the ace of spades, looks like Terry Cruz built like the roc. Hand picked by masta Charles himself.All of whom dreads to shoulder length, black wife beaters, Orange County cross.

Pumpkin-Goblin. LOOK! One of those punkin goblins is stealing my television!

by OneTimeBusted May 7, 2023

Snob goblin

A high society snob that places themselves above everyone

"God ever since Ryan joined that yacht club he's become a snob goblin"

by Mtg187 November 22, 2017

jizz goblin

Having a wet dream. Refers to the gains goblin - the goblin is stealing your hard-earned semen retention gains.

Happens often during NoFap reboots.

"Did you fuckin coom at porn again?" asked the Indian.
"No mang, I got jizz goblined" replied the Serb.

by kshantik January 17, 2022

goblin breath

The smell of your breath when waking up in the morning, after having a post midnight snack.

Johnny said I had goblin breath when I woke up this morning. I knew I shouldn't have eaten that midnight burrito.

by Hns89 May 11, 2014

Goblin Ham

A word for a totally nasty looking/smelling pussy.

Tim: Man I was fuckin' Tif so hard last night, too bad she had a god damn goblin ham.
David: Fuckin shit dude, I hate goblin hams my nigga.

by Deanasawr2 October 7, 2017

googly goblins

An expression used to express how ugly something is.

I met a fine girl in the club, but her friends were googly goblins!

by ojustblazed April 16, 2011