v. to teach someone a lesson or show them who's boss.
Derived from the joke: "How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give that bitch a shovel."
Derived from the joke: "How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give that bitch a shovel."
Dylan: What would you do if somebody hacked into your computer and changed your background to "Hello Kitty"?
Scott: I'd give that bitch a shovel!
Scott: I'd give that bitch a shovel!
by Aahhelp July 24, 2008
Get the give that bitch a shovelmug. by Jasmine October 25, 2004
Get the Give me twomug. "Now plug the red wire inot the... no, the RED wire... yeah. Into the... no! Jesus, look, just... give me the daggers!"
by Tak, the Hideous New Girl December 29, 2003
Get the give me the daggersmug. to die, but can be used in reference to inanimate objects, ie, to stop working. In the case of subject matter, it means to reveal a secret, punchline, or conclusion.
by Brian McManus June 11, 2006
Get the give up the ghostmug. by Anonymous August 6, 2003
Get the giving the pirate eyemug. by B Clinton May 3, 2008
Get the give birth to a democratmug. Quote:
A pregnant woman rushed to the hospital to give birth to what she had passed off as a fetus for months was a block of cheese.
One attending doctor, speaking on the condition that they remain anonymous, remarked that it is not uncommon for some individuals to fake medical conditions in order to gain attention and financial support. Using cheese to fake a pregnancy, however, seems to be unprecedented, even among the mentally ill.
“Beyond weird,” remarked the doctor. “I don’t know how one would do it, but it must take an unwordly level of self deception to even conceive of something like this.”
What’s more, the woman had apparently registered herself at several stores for an upcoming baby shower and had been regularly consulting an obstretician by phone. all of her neighbors believed her to be pregnant, and had helped her pay her rent and shop for baby clothes and furniture.
Around 4 am on Thursday Neighbors, assuming that she was in labor, took her to an emergency room where doctors uncovered a sodden and moldy mass of what they later determined to be several bricks of cheddar cheese bound together with twine.
A pregnant woman rushed to the hospital to give birth to what she had passed off as a fetus for months was a block of cheese.
One attending doctor, speaking on the condition that they remain anonymous, remarked that it is not uncommon for some individuals to fake medical conditions in order to gain attention and financial support. Using cheese to fake a pregnancy, however, seems to be unprecedented, even among the mentally ill.
“Beyond weird,” remarked the doctor. “I don’t know how one would do it, but it must take an unwordly level of self deception to even conceive of something like this.”
What’s more, the woman had apparently registered herself at several stores for an upcoming baby shower and had been regularly consulting an obstretician by phone. all of her neighbors believed her to be pregnant, and had helped her pay her rent and shop for baby clothes and furniture.
Around 4 am on Thursday Neighbors, assuming that she was in labor, took her to an emergency room where doctors uncovered a sodden and moldy mass of what they later determined to be several bricks of cheddar cheese bound together with twine.
by emmamelinda November 9, 2009
Get the giving birth to cheesemug.