fuzzy kitty surprise

1. The act of farting on or towards someone or something, quiet often in the facial area.

I was just sitting there, and that weinerhead just walked up and gave me a fuzzy kitty surprise!

by TinaWeina December 29, 2009

fuzzy pretzel

v. the act of eating out a female who has contracted a sexually transmitted disease

Hey, did you hear Jake gave that stripper a fuzzy pretzel and now he has herpes on his mouth?!

by Walsh 120 May 25, 2011

fuzzy gummy bear

Somebody who is seemingly cute and sweet like a gummy bear, but has a feature about them that makes nobody want them. Like a gummy bear dropped on the dirty carpet.

Yeah she's a hottie but her personality makes her a fuzzy gummy bear.

by hxrbcufnd June 15, 2022

Fuzzy Grin

An adjective used to describe the awkward, slightly embarrassed and seemingly innocent look a slampiece gives when a bro's pubic hair is torn out during oral intercourse and becomes lodged in their braces.

Also known as a tooth beard or steel wool.

Watch out for that braceface bro, she's just waiting to give you a fuzzy grin.

by Charleston Drew January 07, 2011

fuzzy burrito

When someone is wrapped up in a fuzzy blanket.

Man 1: Dude my girl got a new blanket the other day, its so fuzzy!
Man 2: Did she turn into a Fuzzy Burrito?
Man 1: Heck yeah, she wrapped herself up super tight!

by Hectic_god January 05, 2016

Fuzzy MacGyver

Having sexual intercourse with a woman in a body of water, and a fish comes up and nibbles your anus.

Jamie was telling Bobby how having sex with his girlfriend in Lake Winnipesaukee turned into a Fuzzy MacGyver when all of a sudden a fish came up and nibbled his corn hole.

by Just one of the Fuzzies July 31, 2013

fuzzy foursome

When 4 females have fun ;)))))

“Ohhh yeah Jenny! This is one fuzzy foursome!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!”

by FoxyTheMama February 16, 2018