fuzzy willie

When a man ejaculates in your ear and sponges it out using his man hair.

Last night was amazing, he even gave me a fuzzy willie. man hair

by Nate's one friend November 10, 2015

fuzzy kitty surprise

1. The act of farting on or towards someone or something, quiet often in the facial area.

I was just sitting there, and that weinerhead just walked up and gave me a fuzzy kitty surprise!

by TinaWeina December 28, 2009

fuzzy

Adjective
When fabric or fur feels soft and almost scratchy.

Noun
Also said as "the fuzzies"
That feeling you get when you know you're in love. Other people might tell you its just a crush but you know what you feel.

adjective-
Ava- this blanket is so fuzzy!!

Noun-
Serise- BACK OFF HES MINE.
Kayla- Bruh. I have the fuzzies every day.
Serise- NUH UH YOURE TOO YOUNG TO BE IN LOVE, ITS JUST A CRUSH.
Kayla- *ignores*

by ForGreBidEnDen March 14, 2015

Fuzzy

A descriptor for silly takes, dumb moments, and forgetfulness

That was a fuzzy momment

by Anon0256 May 10, 2024

fuzzy gummy bear

Somebody who is seemingly cute and sweet like a gummy bear, but has a feature about them that makes nobody want them. Like a gummy bear dropped on the dirty carpet.

Yeah she's a hottie but her personality makes her a fuzzy gummy bear.

by hxrbcufnd June 15, 2022

Fuzzy

Slang for boner

Girl 1: look, that guy has a boner
Girl 2: awww, his little teeter has a fuzzy

by Thebestalpaca January 20, 2015

Fuzzy Hopscotch

Being extremely messed up

The act of trying to set up a hopscotch game
While intoxicated; squares are disporportionate and vision of the individual is fuzzy

Wow last night was like a game of fuzzy hopscotch

I must have played a few games of fuzzy hopscotch last night

by Claymyster12 June 10, 2013