Fortnite

A game where you get stage 5 cancer from all the horny 9 year olds.

James: I really like Fortnite.
Michael: Are you a horny 9 year old?
James: Yes.

by Yeet Majster October 25, 2020

fortnite

if u play this shit u wanna have anal with steve harvy 1 fortnite is queeeeer

ball of a mustach fortnite

by the kid 🤬 December 17, 2019

Fortnite

A cancerous disease.

A. Do you play Fortnite?
B. Yes, I do. I've been playing that game all day at school.

by Amber<3Senpai May 15, 2018

Fortnite

A game where you play as (or is) an idiot who was forced to go there because they defined their name in Urban Dictionary. Naturally a player would brag about how good they're until they die resulting in loud yelling or squealing (seen in example).

10 Year old: *Listens to 9 year olds.* "Fortnite sucks."
9 Year olds: "Hey bitch ass n***a wot u tokin BOUT"
10YO: "Minceraft is better just tellin' ya."
Later that day...
9YO1: "Aight bois let's drop Dusty!"
9YO2: "I GOT A KILL GUYS! " "I'M SO COOL!!!11!"
9YO3: "I'M DOWNED"
9YO4: "..."
9YOs "I'M DOWNED TOO!!!!!!" "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE."

by cooperhead6969 October 4, 2019

Fortnite

THE STUPIDEST THING THAT HAS EVER EXISTED IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, ANYONE WHO PLAYS IT IS A FUCKING RETARD AND EVERYONE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

Guy 1: Fortnite sucks
Guy 2: I agree

by YEETUSBOI November 21, 2018

Fortnite

cancer

Fortnite is cancer.

by ZekketheBro January 5, 2019

Fortnite

Something that’s only played by virgins and is severely overrated

“Yo man you wanna play some fortnite later?”
“No thanks man, I’d like to get laid”

by BrodyBean May 31, 2018