Flumping

When three or more heterosexual men (usually Bros) sleep in the same bed together with only boxers on after a long night of getting drunk.

"Yo man, wanna go drinking tonight?"
"Yeah sure, bring Ed?"
"Are we gonna be flumping?"
"If needs must, we shall flump"

by Boymankalot September 29, 2013

Flipping The Gecko

The act of throwing up. First used in a college residence, while the words vomit and throw up, seem much more harsh than their counterpart of flipping the gecko.

Last night this girl was flipping the gecko all over the bathroom floor.

by surtics October 3, 2009

flapping ya ham

Some dirty sket who's fanny lips are always wrapped around some fat jerk off's cock.

Hey girl stop being a dirty sket and always Flapping ya Ham.

by Number one Ham Flapper April 30, 2011

Flappiness

The emotion of unwanted success.

The creator of Flappy Bird discovered flappiness when his game became a world wide sensation.

by Randroid January 22, 2015

flippin' wood

When a man with a flaccid penis negotiates a price for its use before becoming hard so that the buyer does not know the actual size of the erect penis.

Bitch thought I was a grower and paid me 60$ for a quick fuck. The cunt asked me for a refund once I surprised her with my tiny dick. Flippin' wood is hard, but how else am I supposed to support my wife and kids?

by annerdasaurus November 23, 2015

Flipping Another Man's Meat

An expression made famous (and controversial) by Heineken and their openly gay spokesperson, Neil Patrick Harris, which pokes fun at the sanctity of a man's barbecue and (presumably) his heterosexuality.

According to Neil Patrick Harris, Heineken Light "makes it OK to flip another man's meat" to which the griller replies that no man can do that. (Should include syntactical variations of 'Flipping Another Man's Meat'.)

by JohnnyApocalypse October 25, 2016

Flapping

Fapping while your wife falls off the balcony hitting the ground and flails her arms in agony.

I was busy fapping until the wife slipped off the balcony rail, then I was forced to start Flapping

by Balderic March 3, 2018