Toilet Flower

When you flush one of those paper ass-gaskets, and it only goes half way down so some of the still dry paper sticks up like flower petals

I really had to shit, but first I had to flush a toilet flower all the way down

by NDZ May 23, 2003

flowers

A female euphemism for getting fingered; so girls can discuss such things in public without attracting attention to themselves.

"I hooked up with Sam last night!"
"What happened?"
"We got talking, kissing - and he gave me flowers,"

by Pierah December 29, 2008

flower dick

A dick with crusty stuff around with other gross things ozzing out

His flower dick looks like a daisy

by Nay_bAbii February 28, 2008

flowers declared

the monthly discharge of blood from the uterus of
nonpregnant women from puberty to menopause

This did not occur so soon as we expected, for that day Miss Frankland's flowers declared themselves.

by abdul Qayyum June 26, 2008

flowerposter

A person that posts to a forum, bulletin board or any other form of public message board system in a flattering, complimentary manner.

The flowerposter had comments that ranged from favourable to amicable.

by Hercolena Oliver April 19, 2009

Flower power van

A van that hippies used or neohippies use to travel from place to place going to love ins,acid rock concerts ect. and often have sex and get high in and anouncing there presence.It was often painted with flowers and peace symbols ect.

I got a flower power van.

by Deep blue 2012 March 21, 2010

flower powerr

the desirability of taking a girl's "flower"; the greater / more fit / hotter the girl is, the higher her flower power is

Dayum! Check out her abs! She's really upped her flower powerr in the past month

by flowey January 13, 2011