Sumo flex

To brag or boast about your personal belongings or accomplishments

Man Keaf just got a new Rolex he was on Snapchat sumo flexin

by BlatlanticK ReKords May 5, 2018

Sturdy Flex

A sturdy flex is when a flex gets down to a persons core and offends their moral.

“I have more money then you”

“Well I have a house and a wife and kids and a good car and stable job”

“Damn that’s a sturdy flex”

by The Bingster April 18, 2019

Trauma flexing

The act of bragging, recounting, one-upping, about a traumatic life event - physical (i.e. road rash, bad cramps, etc.), medical emergency (anything from a splinter to a widowmaker heart attack), mental health related (“The cheese slid off my cracker in 20__”), major life event (someone you loved croaked or croaked themselves), or emotionally inflicted (from a breakup to being gang raped by a whole Archdiocese of priests and nuns), even bemoaning one’s racial plight and/or difficulties associated with their sexuality/gender identification/you-name-it.

It is simply a ploy to garner sympathy and attention, perhaps intersectional leverage. Quite an effective strategic tool.

(Ned): “Did I tell you that I endured four weeks of chest pains before I had my heart attack, stroke, and Exploding Colon Syndrome?”
(Jacques): “Ya. Fifteen times since Juneteeenth. Maybe get checked for the ‘heimers, too. And quit with the trauma flexing. It pisses off everyone and makes me uncomfortable, you dong.”

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne July 14, 2025

Turd Flex

Senator Smith has recalled the word and or phrase “HOMOSEXUAL” finding it highly offensive in due nature, instead Senator Smith has renamed the Male gender “TURD FLEX”.

And Rim shot. Figure it out.

Gary and Tom have a secret gentlemen’s club they force on Government officials at nite time if you are in the closet. Senator Smith calls the Turd Flex out tho. Ride high Pence…ride high.

by Atombombe August 8, 2025

Flexes

a boastful statement or display.

"ridiculous flexes of exorbitant wealth"

by Arminkshipper June 18, 2025

International Flex Day

8th June is the international flex day, whereas you may flex on anybody.

Yo today's the international flex day. Imma flex on my snapchat story

by Psychologial Facts June 8, 2020

Flex Warrior

Someone who religiously plays flex because they are too much of a pussy to play solo/duo, but if they do decide to enter that realm they never play solo.

Oi, that Cringemod is such a flex warrior

by Oofan Bloberts March 22, 2021