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Flaping

Somewhat better than "Fricking", more socially appropriate than "Fucking" - provides less personal satisfaction.
"Why can't I find my FLAPING cd?!"

"Where is my FLAPING boyfriend/girlfriend?!"
by A-Lemon-Rizzle December 20, 2008
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Flipping kraut

(1) After Missy kept dropping food between the crockpot and her plate, she moved from mild aggravation to flipping kraut.

(2) Dude, the customer was just sitting there yelling at me-- he was flipping kraut for almost 45 minutes until I gave in.
by Safety Bear December 8, 2009
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flappin the goose

trying something out or testing something. Another saying for "testing the waters".
I am flappin the goose with this new job I have.
by PizzaNiffin June 21, 2011
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Flipping Turds

"flipping turds" is essentially another way of saying nervous, worried or scared. The origin stems from the feeling that you get in your stomach when feeling any of those things and it's presumed similarity with what a turd would feel like if it were flipping around in your guts...
"I'm sure Pam is already flipping turds thinking about driving in this snow"
by GSchruth November 19, 2011
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Flopping Goldfish

The Central American practice of the insertion of a goldfish into a woman's nether-regions to induce sexual stimulation.
Would you like a "Flopping Goldfish"?
by Picky77 December 2, 2011
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Flipping the pork

An offhand sexual reference that denotes one's manhood had been resting in the downward position for too long, and the individual that is "flipping the pork" has aroused the speaker and caused their manhood to arise to a vertical position.
"Honey, if you don't mind, could you please come flip the pork?"

"Carl was supposed to be online with us, but I think his wife is flipping the pork."
by atrum October 7, 2013
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Flipping a Whitey

The sudden and obvious onset of marijuana induced paranoia in a very public setting.

So named for the subject's tendency to adopt all the nervous and fidgety mannerisms of the stereotypical "socially awkward white guy" irrespective of one's actual race.
Dude Jon is totally flipping a whitey in the middle of Tiffany & Co. Get him the fuck out of here before they call SWAT.
by yessum15 December 22, 2013
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