yawn flaps

Momentary loss of hearing accompanied by a slight loss of pressure when yawning, causing the sufferer to become temporarily deafened to comments from others.

"What was that Gerald, I didn't quite hear that I had my yawn flaps on"

"Hes being a right dick today, I'll tell him when he's got his yawn flaps on"

by Crystalfairy July 10, 2017

Flap Dungeon

A morbidly obese woman's vagina.

Close your legs Bethany everyone can see your flap dungeon!

by PseudoWrestler November 7, 2018

Free-flapping

To not wear any underwear. The female equivalent of freeballing.

"I am not wearing any underwear today, I'm freeballing".
"Oh, so you are free-flapping?"
"Being a female, I suppose I am!"

by Wonthaggi March 2, 2014

crack flaps

butt cheeks

Damn, my office is hotter than the inside of Dom Deluise's crack flaps right 'bout now.

by A-Boogz July 3, 2014

Flap carnival

Collective noun for a group of Flappers, Gash Gorillas or Clunge Trumpeters. Usually over 40 and looking for a younger man for the night. They often travel in groups and if you walk into a bar where there is more than one group - you've come across a Flap Carnival

Johnny: Jesus Dave, what IS this place?

Dave: Just a singles bar mate, why?

Johnny: 'Coz it's like a clungeon nightmare, it's a Flap carnival in here

by Rump Disciple April 16, 2011

Flap Fest

Flap fest - adjective.
Opposite of the term "sausage-fest".

A gathering where the number of females greatly outweigh the male population of an event or function.

"Wow Jim, this is great...it's a total "Flap Fest" in here"

by Finchzero July 3, 2012

Leather-flap

Someone who is a leather-flap; a person fitting the description of a flap of leather

"you are such a leather-flap!"

by bEannnnnnnn October 30, 2021