filthy mason felcher

One that during anal sex makes there partner belt like a goat. After blowing there load in the anal they suck the semen out and spit in there partners mouth.

My friend the filthy mason felcher had a good looking girl last night in his room. Then she left in a mad fit.

by Grand Puba February 24, 2008

felching

Felching is rooting around your butt for stuff. But you probably already knew that. I'm just gonna tell you how to use it in a sentence in nice company to see if they're game.

For example when you're waiting in line at a movie, you can say "does anybody know where "Felching in Bukakistan" is playing?

by bozo_de_niro June 22, 2010

fence jockey

any immigrant who enters a country illegally by crossing over a physical barrier on a land border.

a mexican.

you'll surely see a fence jockey if you make a trip to tejas.

by eye yaman ass May 7, 2009

Felching

The act of retrieval of semen from the anus via suction

I was felching my ex as i regret having sex with her

by Meme slave April 21, 2017

fence up dog

commonly used by the eshay species, it means that u wanna fence someone who is good at fencing while you dont know anything.

wannabe eshay: fence up dog u wont

good fence person: on guard me u wont

then they fence }

by daddyy 123 September 5, 2018

fencing

A sex position that minimizes transmission during Covid19. The 2 partners lay down head-to-toe while wearing facemasks and use their arms to reach out for the other person's genitals, thus keeping their faces about 6 feet apart. Resembles the Olympic sport of fencing because of the masks and outstretched arms.

Man: Want to come over to my place tonight? We can have some fun.
Woman: But it's still dangerous because of Coronavirus!
Man: We'll be careful. Just fencing. I promise.

by L'Etranger#2 June 17, 2020

Fencepost Fed

1.Referring to oral copulation, when a man or woman sucks a penis that is at the Least 8 inches or more in length and 6 inches or more in circumference to the point of swallowing the cum from the penis orgasm, they have been Fencepost Fed.

2. When you haven't had any sleep for 3 days or more, and/or are under the influence of a controlled substance, and your eyes are playing with your brain convincing you that the fencepost across the street is actually a federal agent doing an undercover stakeout of your house disguised as a Fencepost Fed.

3. A remark made by a bf who thinks he's got a big dick, about his gf who is into giving blow jobs.

Ted: Are you guys hungry?

Bev: Nah, I'm pretty full.
William (Bev's bf): Yeah, she's already been Fencepost Fed this morning.

Allan: Is it me or is that a Fencepost Fed there by that cactus cop?
Angala: No, that's the palm tree popo next to the cactus cop and I think that maybe deputy doorjamb behind them.

by DeepThrowWitDancer March 6, 2022