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Fair as a goat’s ass

A clear day or clean complexion.

(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)
1. It’s fair as a goat’s ass outside today.

2. His/her skin is as fair as a goats ass.
by NorthOakCliffer March 18, 2021
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jizz fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup lizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.
Meeting “Mr. Right” is overrated. I was thinking of heading to the jizz fair again. I'm just ready to get knocked up already.
by sci-isms March 23, 2024
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Lilith Faired

When a woman meets another woman at a festival. She falls in love with her and decides to U-Haul her upon meeting within the first 5-10mins. Love at first sight.

Another term for U-Haul Lesbian.
Daisy fell for Lilith upon meeting her at the festival. She had Lilith Faired her into moving in together shortly afterwards.
by This Gal Friday ❤️‍🔥 September 5, 2022
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Fair fucks

In any given situation, where it is totally legit to say «fuck it», a counterpart can state; «fair fucks..»
Me - «Fuck it, I’ll start on my paper tomorrow...»

My friend - «fair fucks...»
by TERMINATORm July 4, 2020
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Fair snood

A slang alternative to sayingfair enough”.
Theodore: I’ve decided to become a neo nazi
Angus: Fair snood m’dude
by AngiTangi September 3, 2021
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Fair

You know how Leonardo DiCaprio only has one Oscar? Well, that's not fair.
It's not fair, Leo DiCap should have like, 50 Oscars
by aaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye February 8, 2018
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swear fair

n. A conversation where one or more of the participants curse casually and frequently.
Greg: "%^*& you, you ^*&@ing piece of god%&^ @#$%!"
Bob: "Whoa, watch the swear fair, dude. There's children around here."
by hopeofmen August 15, 2011
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