Catastrophic Organ Fail

The worst type of fail possible.

-"Success! I know have enough money for petrol!"

-"Really? What did you do?"

-"I sold my car!"

-"...catastrophic organ fail."

by MMIIYY May 27, 2008

Guy From Skate Board Fail

A guy hit a pole...Testicles first...
He aint getting any babies

Ouch!

Guy From Skate Board Fail got hit in the balls...what else is there to say

by Lilaznkid95 September 23, 2009

What the Fail?!

Think what the fuck.
Think fail.

Throw them together, and what do you get?
WHAT THE FAIL?!

1) Upon seeing Berry's post of "I hove you", Harrie quickly exclaimed "What the fail!?"

2) Person 1- I just slipped and fell out of the shower, tripped over a mirror and decapitated my dog!
Person 2- WHAT THE FAIL?!

by Caek. December 15, 2009

leap of fail

When you accept and believe in you will fail so much that you do not even try. Pretty much like learned helplessness.

Lazy student: I took a leap of fail in FLED 101 last semester.

by bathtubpisser March 14, 2011

urban dictionary definition fail

When You provide a seemingly perfect definition to a word on urban dictionary and even do some thoughtful editing but it doesn't get published anyways. Usually a sign that you aren't clever enough or your definition is really, really dumb.

Dude: I thought I put the perfect definition for bad comedian on urban dictionary.

Friend: what did you put?

Dude: a person who catches rotten fruit on a stage for laughs. I thought it was clever.

Friend: did it get accepted?

Dude: nope...

Friend: sounds like an urban dictionary definition fail.

Dude: yep, an epic fail for sure.

Friend: maybe we should define that term!

Dude: I hope it gets accepted.

Friend: if it doesn't, we know what it would be called!!

by The Definer Dude from Space!! November 6, 2013

Hang up fail

A hang up fail is what occurs in the least opportune moments where you press the hang up button on a call but because of a laggy phone or dirty fingers the call doesn't hang up often resulting in the person on the other end of the line listening to you for a while after you hang up.

You:"okay I gotta do some stuff talk to you later" *presses hang up, sits on toilet... farts loudly*
Person STILL on the line: "I can hear you"

Hang up fail!

Or

You:"okay, talk to you later" *presses hang up button* Jesus, what an unimaginable BITCH!
Person STILL on the phone: "what the F**K?!"

Hang up fail!

by Twitchingdeadgirl August 14, 2014

how did I fail art

I honestly do not know, all I know is I did too

person 1: how did I fail art
person 2: how am I supposed to know?

by Lehn_Noodle April 29, 2021