by fadedfoo November 15, 2019

"Faded by Achilles" is an utter travesty in the world of hair salons, a pitiful excuse for a grooming establishment that bears the unfortunate stamp of Achilles' name. Despite the grandiosity implied by its namesake, this so-called barbershop is nothing short of a hair-raising nightmare. Clients foolish enough to grace its doors are met with a cacophony of incompetence, resulting in haircuts that would make even Medusa turn away in horror. It's as if Achilles himself, famed for his prowess in battle but evidently lacking in any semblance of hairdressing talent, has decided to lend his illustrious name to a venture destined for failure. With each disastrous snip of the scissors, patrons can only rue the day they set foot in this den of follicular despair, leaving with scalps butchered beyond recognition and egos shattered like brittle strands of hair. Faded by Achilles is less a salon and more a monument to ineptitude, a cautionary tale for anyone foolish enough to seek grooming at the hands of this hairdressing tragedy
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by Zaynesmommy July 21, 2021

A blowjob in “the valley”
It’s nice that here in the valley you can walk into any salon or barbershop and some Mexican chick can give a good skin fade
by Mr_slippery May 5, 2022

When 3 or more amigos engage in a singular bet, one must shoulder the burden of fading the bet since unanimity is the key to failue
“Bills +2.5 is literally a free gift directly from vegas into your bank account” - dumbfuck 1 & 2 “Apologies men, but I must envoke The Gentleman's Fade “
by Cmhack December 7, 2020
