italian exit

When one storms out of a bar or event angrily.

Antonym: Irish exit

Giuliana made an Italian Exit, exclaiming "that's it I'm done - I'm leaving" and left the bar abruptly on her own birthday, saying goodbye to no one.

by Teddlez September 6, 2016

French Exit

You start off by having oral sex and somehow come out of her ass

Jeremy killed his girlfriend by blowing her ass out with the French Exit.

by RapeVictim December 22, 2020

the bane of my existence

when something is the the center of your life, or the thing you strive for the most in life.

that adorable pair of shoes at the mall are the bane of my existence.

by morganosaur March 24, 2012

im just existing

An idiot on TikTok who 100% did not write this for shits and giggles

Some rando: did you see the user im just existing ’s cosplay videos?
Some other rando: no, they sound like a nerd

by Bluesclues July 12, 2021

Irishit exit

Irish exit with the intent of making a bowel movement.

Drew didn't want to shit in the bathroom at the bar last night, so he made an irishit exit.

by Nostradumass November 29, 2017

Irish Exit

A drunk person's poopsack/ poophole.

Creeper: You get any from that drunk girl last night
Other Creeper: Yeah she let me stick it in her irish exit.

by OrdinaryFreak101 June 23, 2011

exirt

Verb: to text a member of the opposite sex in a flirtatious yet enigmatic manner; to entertain a recipient of a text in order to entice a smile, giggle, and/or wonderment without crossing the line into 'sexting'.

Because I was indeed attracted to him and felt compelled to communicate, but wanted to keep him guessing, I would frequently exirt to him with amusing photos, videos, and quips alluding to humor, happiness, and very veiled sexuality.

by prncssp. December 3, 2010