A gay old man, who is greatly into foot fetishes. Everyone generally hates him, as he is a stupid think he knows it all AKA a Tom.
by Oracle_69 March 06, 2015
The Type of guy thats a jerk and thinks he's "all That" but isnt...normally if u upset him he'll call you a "Slutmcskankyscumbag'
by Awesomeness101(; January 01, 2012
A fat kent who thrives off eating at burger king all day. Although an ethan consists of a large juicy penis, his inability to shake off his poor eating habits costs him dearly. To put it simply, if an ethan was able to successfully bed a girl then the world is becoming fucked over.
by Jason.G#1 July 11, 2010
Ethan is a name given who is gay and like watching people have sex and sticks beer bottles up his bum
by Jim coot December 28, 2016
A litteral piece of shit, he sucks and doesnt deserve to live. Ethan's are typically extremely annoying and should be dead.
by PenisFuckboi June 16, 2018
This individual loves to pull the short girls, this is because he knows that it will be less struggle to suck his one inch wonder because they won't have to get on their knees, thats how short he likes his girls. This individual also tends to have hair that makes him look like he just got eletrecuted.
by savageboy147938 December 26, 2016
Smallest dick ever. An Ethan is the type of person to get truly upset over a friend joking around about their shitty haircut
Dale: "Oi look at Ethan's haircut"
Josh: "Where'd you get it cut the lawnmower store??"
Ethan: "Fuck you guys you guys are cunts nah that's it"
Dale: "What a fuckin Ethan"
Josh: "Where'd you get it cut the lawnmower store??"
Ethan: "Fuck you guys you guys are cunts nah that's it"
Dale: "What a fuckin Ethan"
by kickassboi January 16, 2017