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Uber Eats

A sex position in which a man saddles a woman's lower back while she's in doggy-style, facing towards her ass. The man then proceeds to bend forward, over her ass, and eat her out.
John: "Yesterday was me and Nancy's 10th wedding anniversary, so you KNOW we did Uber Eats."
Thomas: "Oh, fuck yeah. I did Uber Eats with a Tinder date the other night."
by paimonlover666 February 16, 2023
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Spite-eating

Eating something you don't even want, like, or need, in order to deprive someone else.

Could be any food-- dessert, or pizza, or gum.

Also applies to choking down something that is gross, in order to spite someone else, such as to throw a cooking contest.
I really don't even want any cake but I don't want Marge to have it so I'm spite-eating the last slice.

I'm spite-eating this whole bowl of Jenny's nasty chili bc Marge said hers was so much better.
by TheRealBigAl August 23, 2021
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bored eating

When you bored af and you resort to eating random shit in order to briefly quench your immense boredom
I was so bored I started bored eating

The only eating I do is bored eating
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eat snake

Origin: Hokkien, literal translation from the Hokkien phrase “Jiak Zhua”
Eat snake is a phrase used to describe a person’s attitude towards work or tasks. It practically means skiving at work and slacking off from tasks and responsibilities.
While everyone is hard at work, Jonas always “eat snake”. He always takes his own sweet time in the toilet and keeps surfing the internet during working hours.

Credits to The Singlish dictionary
by style r June 24, 2021
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eating the spider

to give in to peer pressure, especially doing something unwise because of it
Person 1: do it
Person 2: I don’t want to
Person 3: come on
Person 2: alright fine

Person 2 is eating the spider
by willdeez14 August 12, 2022
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reverse eating

After Wednesday's early morning McMistake which caused reverse eating all day yesterday, my jeans are looser.
by rebecca g January 7, 2010
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Play it by eat

meaning no commitment to plan to eat anything in particular. Deciding at the time what you feel like eating
Man: What time do you want to get dinner later ?

Woman: I don’t mind, let’s just play it by eat.
by Prinny L July 29, 2019
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