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Douche Baggins

A nerd that just so happens to be a professional in douche baggery
Nerd: Sup girl wanna suck on my lightsaber

Girl: Omg leave me alone Douche Baggins
by NiggerMcDicker69 January 14, 2015
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Douche Baguette

An annoying individual who is a blithering idiot and tries to get on your nerves. This term is very flexible and can be used in a plethora of different circumstances.
Annoying person: *radiates irritation*
Person with diverse vocabulary: Get the hell away from me you utter douche baguette.

(This phrase has been used for centuries, as shown below in original bible scripture)

Roman person: I am going to crucify you now Jesus.
Jesus: Oh ffs you are such a douche baguette.
by Isxxc242 July 10, 2022
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douche-baggins

Name used to describe an as yet unnamed or unknown person who, from afar, may display obvious douche bag characteristics. Alternatively used to describe a person that you know for a fact is, or who has displayed the qualities of, a douche bag. Particularly if that person is being described to you by another person.
douche douchecanoe Douche bad douche bag 9000 tool

Ohhh! You mean douche-baggins over there?
by chickenmcfuc April 30, 2010
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Douche Baggish

Pathetically arrogant.
That dude with the big truck (and the small penis)just cut me off and then gave ME the look. That was totally douche baggish.
by Thora October 19, 2006
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douche bagel

"hey, that guy's a douche bagel"

"yeah, his mom told me that too and he stole my word!"
by kevinhatespee October 3, 2009
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Douche Bagel

Someone who is a douche bag and looks like a Jewish person.

They may actually be Italian, but have a Jew fro and a beard that would make a 17 year old look like a pedo.

They may actually wear glasses as well.
Ex. GOD! Salvatore Ciano is such a douche bagel. He needs to get a life and stop lurking the internet. Freaking douche bagel.
by JKudo September 23, 2009
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douche-bagged

adj. used before noun

1.)a word to enhance the meaning of another vulgar language.
2.) To express resentment towards something, or simply just using it as a swear word
You douche-bagged fuck!

Shut your douche-bagged mouth bitch!
by dumbasian October 19, 2009
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