medium dry

dry, when in relation to wine , refers to the sweetness, or left over 'residual' sugar that was used for the fermentation process. It's dry when all the sugar was combined with the yeast - or sweet if there was sugar remaining once the process stopped... medium is, well, somewhere in between. kind of like this definition. useful, moderately interesting, but no oxford definition.

Hannah: What's the wine like?
Glenn: (Trying to impress) It's not bad actually, nice on the nose, looks clean, tastes of gooseberries and fig, medium dry finish.
Hannah: Wanker.

by gvano October 29, 2015

Dry Come

Dry Come is when you climax and nothing comes out

You have just had sex so you have no men left, so you will only be able to have a Dry Come

by Markim June 5, 2018

Dry layup

When you’re with a hottie that’s so easy and completely DTF for some anal love. It’s the equivalent of an uncontested layup but you forgot the lube. Get ready for a dry, chafing ride.

Mattie: Hear about Burke?
Tommy: No, what happened?
Mattie: He went bareback in Tina’s pooper sans lube for the dry layup. At urgent care now getting medicated moisturizer.

by JM Dola May 3, 2021

Dry Tortugas

A U.S. national park in the Gulf of Mexico. Also known to a group of unfortunate few, the act of dry heaving out of your ass. This usually happens after a long episode of watery diarrhea. Your ass opens, goes through all the motions, your sphincter may even prolapse a little, but nothing at all comes out! And if you listen closely, you may even hear your butt hole open and shut as is fails to discharge any fecal matter.

JACOB:Hey Mike I'm gonna stop and grab a burrito bowl on my way into work. You want me to grab you something too?
MIKE: No way dude. Last time I ate one, I am pretty sure the guacamole was bad. I had the "Dry Tortugas" all night!

by CharlesUFarley June 7, 2018

bare dry

If something is bare dry it means really not funny like, shut up fam.

"Ayo dat joke was bare dry my nigga!"

by bigbunda24 December 20, 2020

Drying Paint

something/someone who is either very boring, bland, uncreative, uninterested etc. or someone/something that everyone talks about when comparing something/someone to something/someone boring yet the "drying paint" is never encountered with

1. Did you see Sams instagram post saying hes bored?
2. Yeah man, he posts stuff like that because hes just like drying paint

by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016

Dry Drill

The act of fucking someone up the arse without lubrication.

I dry drilled some bird last, snapped my banjo clean off.

by schtiv January 1, 2012