by John John's Little Hopkins May 23, 2017
Get the Drewmug. He has an extremely large cock and me called Heath tend to flock towards him. And he also has a extremely bad wanking addiction.
by Penis mam December 18, 2021
Get the Drewmug. Drew is a great example of the man your mother wants you to be. He is a athletic and handsome guy. But has a craving for flavoured air. He is a great significant other and treats you like royalty. His penis is massive for his age
by Ball licker 0000 May 27, 2023
Get the Drewmug. Drew Starkey is the sexiest man alive. Like the way I would let this man do unexplainable and ungodly things to me if I was given the opportunity. His walk, his face… OMG his face is just gorgeous. And DONT get me started on that man’s arms. LORDDD i just wanna eat them for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Overall, I just wanna eat this man up through and through like he’s such a slut for being that fine.
I would let Drew Starkey hit me with his car and I would thank him and still be madly in love with him.
by hamzahthefantastic April 16, 2024
Get the Drew Starkeymug. Mr. President
by legislative branch September 21, 2021
Get the drew debrockemug. Someone who sounds like a deep voiced kermit the frog and looks like he was apart of one direction or a backup dancer for justin beiber.
by ieatishmmmm February 1, 2022
Get the Drewmug. He’s the kinda guy you’d want sneezing in your mouth. Drew isn’t just a name as it’s more of an invitation. It’s well known that a Drew could knock on your front door for any reason at any time. Maybe his car broke down, maybe he’s selling insurance, maybe he’s alone on thanksgiving, whatever it may be, you’ll let him into your home with open arms and show him a seat at your table and he’ll tell your mother in exquisite style how beautiful her breasts are next to that glazed turkey and she’ll blow a load from hell and ruin thanksgiving dinner and you’ll all laugh and smile and say oh Drew, that boy is amazing. Next thing you know your daughter brings home a Drew tomorrow and she’s covered in peanut butter from head to toe because Drew thought it’d be a good idea to make a pbj. Next he follows inside, covered in Welch’s grape jelly smelling sweeter than honeysuckle on an easy Sunday morning on a walk out with the pups. This is only dads 2nd impression of a Drew and boy is he impressed. 3 pieces of bread later, you have your self a fam sandwich with a little Drew dressing to give it some flare. Drew is an enigma, he is a god, when will you see it through that all the pieces are exactly where they need to be in this world?
“Omg your covered in whip cream Diane!” “Oh no that’s just my nut juice, I ran into Drew at at Giant Eagle.”
by AHHHHHHRUNFUCKINGRUN November 23, 2021
Get the Drewmug.