tongue-scoop the stink ditch

oral sex perfomed on a woman.

After she gave me a blumpy I had to tongue-scoop the stink ditch.

by Tiny Alice May 25, 2006

dochebag

A hopelessly addicted gambler with a propensity for drunken buffonary

Marc is such a dochebag, he lost a grand on the Bruins and then got booted from the club for puking in a wine bucket

by Josh Cap March 11, 2008

donche

Customized version of a douche bag just making the word more exciting and insulting.

You stupid donche bag.

by Chaos July 20, 2003

Dooche Sac

PRONOUNCED (DO - CH - SACK)
A teacher that always gets her lesson plans from Freedom Writers.

serrina: omg jacob, Ms. Gallaway is getting all her lessonplans from Freedom Writers.

jacob: yeah totally, what a dooche sac.

by jayybaybay October 21, 2008

ditch pig

Namely a fat gap toothed hick with a bad dye job. Also can be seen at night around bingos and bars looking for a man to have a good time with before going home to wallow in her filth. Also known as a vicki.

Girl at bar: Ew look at that Ditch Pig going home with that Robert
Other girl at bar: Why in the world is he with her ?

First Girl at bar: I dont know but he is obviously blind !

by anonphenom June 16, 2011

doach

One who prefer's raspberries on his creme brulee.

"Let's have a muppet slag-fest, you fucking doach."

by Catherine and Marie February 28, 2003

ditch ben

a compliment on how great ben is

"ditch ben"
"why thank you"

by g7 urban dictionary February 23, 2021