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Doggie door

While a man is having sex with a woman, she farts causing his testicles to swing back and forth; similar to a dog door.
Dude, she gave Tom a doggie door last night.
by Kane October 7, 2004
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Doogle

Doo·gle -Doo-guhl -Noun
A Doogle is used as a noun describing any person, item, action, attire, or appearance. "Doogle" or "Doogling", the word originates from a creature born in the 90s very similar to a blob fish in appearance. Any activities that involve lack of common sense, judgement, or composure can be considered a "Doogle." Also any 90s clothes, such as Jncos, shants, tube socks, buttrock shirts, and hats, are considered "Doogle" as well. The most important accessory would be their footwear, including Sketchers, or Walmart Velcros. Doogles tend to have bad decision making, directional difficulty, turning the wrong way down a one-way, and speeding through neighborhoods. Also blaring music to deafening levels, hitting parked cars, curbs, and driving in reverse down the freeway. Any social discomfort may also be referred to as "Being a Doogle". Anyone that masters this art form while wearing the correct attire is considered a "King Doogler", these creatures are very rare, but easy to capture/contain. They move at a slow pace and can be easily frightened, their most tactical advantage is the unique ability to blend in with wooded areas. They have a very deep roar, but it is siplayed in a very low raspy tone. They are known to attack but only when under the influence, stay at a safe range to remain safe. If confronted by a King Doogler, it is important to remain calm, one may carry raw hot dogs, pork rinds, or KFC Snack Bowls to keep the King Doogler at ease.
Some examples may be used as:
"Look at that Doogle", "What is that Doogle doing?", "Those Dooglers on your feet are ridiculous.", or simply just "Doogle."
by TheDevil'sTagTeam September 19, 2012
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dookie booty

The real definition of a Dookie Booty is when a girls butt does not fill up her jeans in the back. And when she walks, it looks like Dookie (shit) squishing around in her pants in the butt area.
"Wow that girls got a nasty ass Dookie Booty"
by Kudzai April 15, 2006
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dookie

having to take a poop
by i dont know March 24, 2005
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dookie

I gotta do a dookie

Im gonna listen to dookie
by Ian March 15, 2003
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doobie scale

1. The sizes of different doobies
(1. Asian Skinny)
(2. Turkish Thin)
(3. Frenchy Fagg)
(4. Albanian Chub)
(5. Chowder Chub)
(6. Swedish Shwamm Rapp)
(7. German Jaloppy)
(8. Polish Pot Sticker)
(9. Polish Dub)
(10. Polish Phatty)
John: Hey bro, what size is that on the doobie scale?

Jim: i think thats a German Jaloppy.
by Crizzle McGizzle May 3, 2008
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ultimate doggie

an arrousing sexual position in which the female or male (if you like using those sorts of toys) plants her or his knees widely on the ground spreading as far as possible and stretches foward also placing the forearms on the ground...the position is known for its ability to allow very deep penetration in any desired hole or in any fashion.
Lets do ultimate doggie tonight...all night, baby.
by amazing emmy December 14, 2008
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