Girl: "I love this girl so much. We cuddle, kiss, hold hands, spend all our time together, have sleepovers, bathe together, and live together. She also has more pride merch than I do. Too bad she has a boyfriend and is straight."
Other being: "Dang, girl. You got yourself a dollar store Lesbian."
Lesbian: I want Lesbians.
Mom: We have Lesbians at home.
Lesbians at Home: Are straight.
Other being: "Dang, girl. You got yourself a dollar store Lesbian."
Lesbian: I want Lesbians.
Mom: We have Lesbians at home.
Lesbians at Home: Are straight.
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Get the MILLION DOLLAR COOCHIE mug.When you have a bitter break up or disagreement with your partner and their name becomes a non-speakable word, substitute it for "two dollar scratchie". If anyone says their actual name instead of the substituted "two dollar scratchie" - they gotta buy you one!
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Get the 6 dollar blowjob mug.Tom: "So I was with Amanda last night and we were about to fuck, I pull out my dick and the bitch stared at me while gaping at my 5 dollar footlong"
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Get the 5 dollar footlong mug.buying clothes (normally used) for a certain price, then finding more money in the pocket than what you originally paid for them
I bought a $20 pair of jeans at Plato's Closet the other day and found a wadded up $50 dollar bill in one of the pockets when I got home. I love paying negative dollars for clothes.
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Get the paying negative dollars mug.By the nine hundreth time you hear this bloody sponsor on fucking Youtube, your mind loses fucking braincells. If I hear the words from someone's mouth being "Dollar" and "Shave" I just instantly shut the video off and sigh in anger from it being horded on video sites.
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