Diarrhea Dildo

When you freeze diarrhea in a silicone dildo tray and fuck yourself with it.
Alex: My ex stole my sex toys when he left so I had to make a diarrhea dildo last night.
Kyle: Can I use it after?
by sara da terra March 05, 2024
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diarrhea drive-by

Diarrhea Drive-by: When you role down the window of your vehicle on the highway and let loose all of the stress and food you have taken in that day out the window.
Guy 1: Man I really gotta go!
Guy2: Just do a Diarrhea Drive-by, it helps a lot!
by Riley Grimstead April 15, 2017
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Penis Diarrhea

Penis Diarrhea is a usually misunderstood and confused with other similar conditions. This terrible disease, Penis Diarrhea, is a disease that is irreversible. And is lethal if not managed properly.

Symptoms include runny nose, headaches, nausea, memory loss, vision impairment, decrease in general senses, vomiting, diarrhea, low sex drive, erectile dysfunction, overly long urination, and, worst of all, micropenis.

If you have had more than one of these symptoms in the past two weeks, see a doctor.
Person One: "I feel nauseous, my head hurts, and I can't stop my nose from running."

Person Two: "I think you might have Penis Diarrhea, have you been to the doctor yet?"
by Sour MilkyNuts October 06, 2022
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reverse diarrhea

a health condition where feces, especially diarrhea comes out of the mouth
Yesterday, I had reverse diarrhea. It sure tasted gross.
by Billiam Beaver June 07, 2018
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Reverse Diarrhea

Taking a shit and then painfully shoving it back up your ass.
I went back to my ex and now I have a bout of reverse diarrhea. Lesson learned!
by John Gunner February 18, 2017
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baked bean diarrhea

When the poop slides out of yo booty hole, and you ate baked beans yesterday, so maggots crawl into it. Then your Spanish teacher sees it and says "Dios Miho!" and proceeds to stuff it into her face.
i blasted a baked bean diarrhea in da bathroom bro

whoa bro pretty joggers

yoooooooo
by fart moinke April 02, 2021
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Diarrhea tsunami

Different than a fart tornado, wet feces rains in a storm winds of 100mph or more with floods of loose stool
by Youbetyourass March 05, 2020
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