TP Dick

The act of, post ejaculation, cleaning oneself with toilet paper only to find later that night or the next morning that your penis has bits of toilet paper stuck to it. While intercourse could lead to this condition, clearly, it is mostly attributed to violent masturbation.

Jules: What'd you do last night when I was out of town?

Jason: Nothing much. Rebuilt a lawnmower for fun.

Jules: I bet. You're disgusting. Go take a shower, you have a creepy case of TP Dick going on.

Jason: Oh, sorry. "This Old House" was on last night, and I got a little turned on.

by armwrestler September 23, 2009

Itchy dick

That itch you get when you dump your stick in anything that walks.

I was deep in your bitch and caught that itchy dick

by Leashasie24 September 15, 2016

Tinder Dick Bomb

The act of convincing men on any dating app to send a picture of their penis to someone else's phone as a practical joke. This is best done when MANY dick pics are sent to the same unsuspecting recipient in a short period of time.

Brad: Why did I just get dick pics from twenty different phone numbers in the past hour? ITS A CONSPIRACY.
Me: Nah dude! I think someone just Tinder Dick Bombed you. It was probably your Ex getting revenge.

by Senor Dank Nugs October 12, 2021

Asian dick

Yet another delicious Asian dish.

After trying Asian dick, she now loves Asian food.

by SamBissell July 13, 2023

10 Inch Spic Dick

Intended for fun. If you run you're better off if you can't hang. If you stay baby come over here and gimme that play

Mija this 10 Inch Spic Dick don't just cum, it's a supersoaker ahaha

by F8L×fun July 13, 2020

Think about this dick fucko

A phrase say to someone you love or admire.

“Listening to music and thinking”
“Think about this dick fucko”
“🤤”

by ok teddy bear July 4, 2021

Mr. Dick

A guy with an above average sized dick, who thinks his dick is so good that he can fuck any woman, including your best friend or your sister. His dick preempts him from any human ethics, whatsoever.

That guy thinks he's Mr. Dick! He was flirting with my best friend right in front of me.

by SwimKat May 12, 2011