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derek carswell

complete nutjob! can't go a just do his job, has to annoy anyone that hasnt murdered anyone which is everyone except him.

he will kill you if you look for his deer that he keeps in his sold cars to play with when hes bored
guy"derek carswell is starting work soon"
other guy "can't wait to be murdered"

woman " is that derek carswell over there"
other woman "yeah stay away from him he wont give us money"
by Kierank97 March 7, 2024
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Dereck

An asshole who manipulates you to make sure he’s the only one getting what he wants. Only cares about himself and gaslights you for the upper hand. Will drop you in an instant when he finds someone new. And secretly likes being fucked like he fucks your emotions
Dereck is crawling back, his new bitch left him. lol
by Lilly_w20 March 9, 2024
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Dereked

When a YouTuber, particularly one who creates STEM focused content, is working on a project only for Veritasium (real name, Derek Muller) to release a video on the topic before they've finished.
Dangit man, I was about 70% done with a video on knot theory when Veritasium came out with one of his own.
Sounds like you got Dereked bud.
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derek Burke's Dick

The prettiest most perfect award winning long fat straight veiny fat headed flawless penis ever!!
Of course Derek Burke's Dick is better and looks better for sure. There is awards that have been given to that cock cause it's so flawless and perfect
by Frkofdawk July 20, 2024
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Derek Pitsch

100 percent exotic 200 percent asshole, 1-10 on looks 9-10 on jokes, 100-10 on attitude.
That Derek Pitsch is a loveable asshole.
by 1234fu July 22, 2024
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Derek's Goon Technique

(Derek's Goon Technique) An individual by the name of Derek Pulls down his zipper and exposes they're penis in the middle of class and yells "Derek!" then pulls down his pants with no shame to fully reveal the size of it, usually in the presence of females.
Derek! Stop Using you're technique.. it's making the girls go CRAZY! (Derek's Goon Technique)
by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 11, 2025
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Derek

Epitome of useless. Does not work and neither does his dick. He is controlled by ego and plays victim whatever the circumstance. You can find him in his moms’ house sleeping on a cot. Avoid at all costs unless you want to support an ugly bitch.
by Adrienne Thomas October 10, 2025
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