diver dave

When a man gets hot fudge poured in his asscrack and a one legged midget licks it up.

"That guy totally just got diver dave'd!"

by Eli Ankst January 6, 2008

Struggling Dave

When you're trying to go number 2 but can't make it happen.

It was then that I realized that Nate wasn't coming back for a while---he had his own Struggling Dave to take care of.

by AllTimeLow2 August 16, 2017

A Dave

A middle-aged white centrist man who calls women "hun".

He's such a Dave..."blue no matter who" unless it's Bernie.

by Medicare4All May 14, 2020

Doing a dave

When you miss the drop zone

Oh no! He’s missed the drop zone!

What? Again? Are you serious H?

Yep... afraid so. He’s done a dave.

Wow. Doing a dave again.

by CoolHand18 March 30, 2018

Dave

Dave: the raddest dude around,can talk about stuff nuffs anything is cooler then cool acts all crazy but this kid is down with the nigga

Omg i learnt about radiation,how to be cool and stuff about how not to use the n word,and its all thanks to dave..

by cuntgonewest October 21, 2010

Dangerous dave

A person that is the best at everything. Even activities that he hasn't heard, contemplated, or dreamed about.

"Oi Dave, who's the best at base jumping?"
"Dangerous Dave"
"Oi Dave, who's the best tsunami wave surfer?"
"Dangerous Dave"

by duckfucksuck February 14, 2009

The Dave Effect

The phenomenon that causes females to be repulsed by the mention of Dave. It is believed to be triggered by Dave's chronic knowitallism and overall weirdness. Other possible causes include a funny smell, a funny face, and a geeky demeanor.

"Hey Sarah, do you know Dave?"
"Ew, don't even say that name. It gives me the heebee jeebees."

by arnis March 15, 2005