Decker

Decker is so majestic and charming, he always has a ten inch punisher, which only gets hard when talking to Meera and heba. This is all lowkey tho

Decker when can I come over

by Decker14 April 11, 2020

Upper Decker

The act of defecating inside the water tank of a toilet.

Step 1: Go to the home of your mortal enemy. Ask to use the bathroom.

Step 2: Approach toilet and remove the water tank lid.

Step 3: Step on the sides of the toilet and squat over the water. Carefully take a massive dump. Wipe your ass and dispose of toilet paper in the trash bin.

Step 4: Place water tank lid back on the toilet.

Step 5: Escape.

What happens? With each resulting flush, it will fill the bowl with a chunky brown water. Its the gift that keeps on giving :)

Lady mere mere: Just took a massive upper decker

Bro: Are you serious? Thats messed up. You really know about upper deckers

by t-bozz January 28, 2013

Double decker

When taking a shit, having someone sit on your lap aiming their anus between the first person's legs. Both people shit at the same time, creating a "double" effect and saving water in the process. For utmost efficiency, time the splashes similar to Olympic synchronized diving.

She sat on my lap while I was on the toilet so we could double decker that shit.

by iAM December 14, 2013

fucking ducker fuck

Something you scream when you're in trouble in a horror game

Bob: Oh shit...He's right there...
*Bob gets jumpscared*
Bob: Fucking ducker fuck!!!

by The biggest trash can you know July 31, 2016

double decker oatmeal creampie

A three-way with two Amish women resulting in filling their insides.

Hey man. You wouldn't believe last night after the party. I had a double decker oatmeal creampie and it was amazing.

by Misterkirito07 November 15, 2017

wog dalker

Someone who lives in his mom's basement, walks dogs, and likes to put his fingers in dog buttholes and lick the poop off.

That guy who called me a fat cunt on Facebook is a wog dalker,

by DudesAreGross December 22, 2017

Homie Ducker

When your homie ducks you and beats around the bush about hanging out and going to events.

You know Blankface? Yeah, he's a homie ducker, kept me waiting around all day and never called me back before going to Musink.

by Joshua_drek March 7, 2019