Daddy's croissant

When you're in a hotel in France and your dad's fucking your mouth harder than usual. Then, as he's about to blow his load, he squats over your face, blasts into your belly button while unloading the continental breakfast he ate 3 hours before into your swollen mouth and screams, "Sacré bleu".

At a hostel in Marseille:

Mom: Sweetie what are you having for breakfast?
Me: I might have a bit of daddy's croissant.
Dad: Ok sweetheart *unzips pants*

by dabruce September 6, 2019

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dank daddy

Instead of a man giving you money for Sex/Love, he gives you weed

I got a new plug, he's going to be my Dank Daddy from now on

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Molasses daddy

A sugar daddy of the Southern persuasion. The classiest sweetener for the classiest sugar daddy.

Louisiana lady: Oh Beauregard where are you?!? Where is my suave molasses daddy to come and pluck my rose from my family garden?
Molasses daddy: Oh I've been here all my life. The question is, are you ready to feel my suavige?

by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019

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Pog Daddy

Epic Sex-God

Gen Z: Oh my God, I need to find a POG Daddy for tonight
Millennial: What language are you speaking?

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puff daddy

By far the shittiest excuse for a rapper ever known to man. He rips off other peoples music and over-dubs extremely shitty, bland lyrics over the top of it.

Puff Daddy, P-diddy, Sean Combs.
I don't give a fuck they all suck balls!

by Deeez Nuuutz July 4, 2003

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