Face Crap

1. (n.) What my cat left waiting for me to step in as I entered into my dark bedroom; solid to semi-solid regurgitation.

2. (n.) The verbal projections of an assface or assmouth.

3. (v.) The process of regurgitating said crap (-ed, -ing).

"Ugh! What the..."

*flip lightswitch*

"Dammit Liger, couldn't you find a better place to face crap!"

by a guy with face crap on foot September 11, 2009

"For crap sake"

An expression usually used by mothers who have to watch their P&Q's around the kids. The art of sanitizing phrases that come from drunken sailors coming home from leave.

I have to run around all day and deal with so much stuff at the house "for crap sake".

I wish you would smile more what do I have to do make that happen "for crap sake".

Would you just kiss me "for crap sake" I just drank 3 apple martini's.

by Ben Lickman February 22, 2007

rap is crap

rap is crap can be refering to commercial music, a true hiphop would know, but it also can come from a ignorant person who only heard rap on the radio, or tv, and never wrapped their mind around indie music, or 'underground hiphop' they also suck on lolly pops and drink starbucks while dancing to madonnas new album.

Ignoranus #1: 'You can't spell rap without Crap'
Ignoranus #2: 'All rap music is about sex, money and violence, rap is crap.'

by VeelossCity July 12, 2006

holy crap

When you take a dump at church.

wife: "honey, where are you going, mass is about to start"

husband: "go on without me, i drank to much coffee this morning, i got to take a holy crap"

by the wopfather May 12, 2008

crap balls

Testicles that are smothered in faeces a ritual carried out by native americans.

Ah crap balls.

mmmmmmmm.....tastes like crap balls

by Correspondingly November 10, 2004

crap sac

A person who sucks at life and not s absolutely terrible at trials of Osiris in destiny.

Shaxie says to Metro," Hey crap sac get Rez."

by L1g3tKing21 May 4, 2017

Crap-Lagged

When lag occurs due to heavy downloading of needless crap on your computer. May be from downloading too many videos, games, music,and never deleting any.

Dude, Stop downloading all that stuff on your computer or it will be crap-lagged.

by Liberate March 15, 2009