Hey girl I think the way you think let's do a cougar high five.
by Violent_eddie May 30, 2021
Tall beard man like being, likes to flirt, drink and play poker.
Loves a good wooly mammoth to keep warm at night, but not against a night alone with a big tube of prescription lube.
Loves a good wooly mammoth to keep warm at night, but not against a night alone with a big tube of prescription lube.
by Hookname December 04, 2020
by LisaSings! March 02, 2021
by Speakeasy777 March 30, 2022
An older woman, defined as a Cougar, who is up to date on all the latest personal landscaping trends.
As the Cougar disrobed before me , I took note of her well groomed landing strip and realized she was no ordinary cougar; she was a Bald Cougar.
by elsyds29 August 06, 2021
A bunch a bitches, spoiled by their parents, and who are also very gay with each other, and take showers together
by BigSauceMan July 06, 2019
Sadly know I have 2 COUNT THEM 2 spanks set up for tomorrow as long as I play the game right. I just need to spank a cougar.
by dirtydimer69 November 12, 2019