by dickmedown 6969 December 27, 2017
Get the purple cotton weed mug.A man bends over and rests his hands on his knees while someone stands behind him and rubs his balls, while picking the left over toilet paper cling-ons from his ass hairs.
Mike couldn’t believe that Todd didn’t have to pay extra to have the Asian masseuse give him a cotton ball massage.
by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017
Get the Cotton ball massage mug.Friend: Let's go to that fair and get some cotton candy
Drug Dealer: I have some cotton candy for you
Friend: Oh thanks
Drug Dealer: You're welcome
Drug Dealer: I have some cotton candy for you
Friend: Oh thanks
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by Taylor<3_________ May 4, 2017
Get the Cotton Candy mug.Cotton Mouth Killer, or CMK, is an energy drink from Norway. It has blueberry and guava flavour, and is specifically designed to kill your cotton mouth. When your thirst is dire - an ice cold can of Cotton Mouth Killer extinguishes it like an ocean hitting a fire.
Thirsty guy: "Dude. My mouth is so dry. I would pay such large amounts of money for a delicious bevarage right now."
Friend: "Have a CMK, bro. Cotton Mouth Killer will quench your thirst."
Friend: "Have a CMK, bro. Cotton Mouth Killer will quench your thirst."
by Javisst June 2, 2017
Get the Cotton Mouth Killer mug.Another way of saying toilet paper. Instead just say butt cotton because toilet paper feels like cotton (sometimes). And the first word “butt” is touched by the butt cotton before the sheet goes in the toilet.
by B1G B3N November 4, 2017
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by Itsmebigd February 10, 2017
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