Should I shower before or after I enjoy some Corporate Company? Depends how dirty that skank is. I say both!
by gottano April 20, 2014
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As per my previous email: Did you not read what I sent you?
Walk me through your thought process on this one: What were you thinking, you fool?
I’ve received feedback from your coworkers: Nobody likes you
This was identified early on as a possible outcome: I told you so
For future reference: How do you not already know this?
I’ve CC’d in your manager: You wanna say that shit in front of Steve?
We’ve decided to separate your employment: you’re fired
As per my previous email: Did you not read what I sent you?
Walk me through your thought process on this one: What were you thinking, you fool?
I’ve received feedback from your coworkers: Nobody likes you
This was identified early on as a possible outcome: I told you so
For future reference: How do you not already know this?
I’ve CC’d in your manager: You wanna say that shit in front of Steve?
We’ve decided to separate your employment: you’re fired
by Shepherd Guy December 19, 2025
Get the Corporate Passive Aggressive mug.Corporate bulimia is when companies grow uncontrollably then inevitably layoff people when they miss their growth forecasts. They "binge" via aggressive hiring, acquisitions and mergers, only to then "purge" via planned and unplanned mass layoffs. Results in a perpetually demoralized, depressed and anxious staff of survivors who then repeat the process until eventually the company goes bankrupt or is sold for parts. Rarely a company actually survives this cycle, thereafter attempting to appear healthy to outsiders while employees continue to suffer in silence. The term is an analogy comparing the neurotic growth of companies to the devastating illness bulimia nervosa, an eating disorder. All-too-often found in vainglorious Silicon Valley growth-focused companies.
"Another ten thousand wage slave layoffs were announced today in the latest rounds of corporate bulimia."
by GarethBeaumains August 15, 2023
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Contrary to the baker's dozen of 13 to encourage long-term loyalty, the corporate dozen provides less than that advertised for short-term gain. or: The baker's dozen is what we were, and the corporate dozen is what we have become.
by DrTortoise August 15, 2024
Get the Corporate dozen mug.corporate Hitchhiking is a term for going job to job, temp job to temp job with hope for all this jumping to add up to a solid high paying job/ career. All this time counting on your resume with its stunning large set of skills and items that are usually useless. You may feel its impressive having 3 to 8 pages of info but to any possible employer its shows you cant hold a job down
Jake: do you believe you can win a job with that 6 page resume.
Joe: darn tooting.
jake: but all youve been doing is jumping from management job to management job, from sinking ship to sinking ship.
joe: its only a little Corporate hitchhiking . just look at my entire skill list and my impressive job list
Joe: darn tooting.
jake: but all youve been doing is jumping from management job to management job, from sinking ship to sinking ship.
joe: its only a little Corporate hitchhiking . just look at my entire skill list and my impressive job list
by Theamazinggeek June 27, 2017
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I was just delivered a hot corporate Cleveland steamer. I met my deadline, so they gave me someone else's work on top of it.
by Poopypoopypoppop August 2, 2022
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