Jagged Commando

A washed up soldier who used to be in the cavalry but is now nothing more than an alcoholic who suffers from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, Chronic Depression, and severe night terrors.

Remember the Jagged Commando who lived next door? He was pitiful.

by fuckumydickbitch May 10, 2015

Suburban Commando

Doing a nudie run through the suburbs

Suburban Commando: Nudie run through Suburbs

by Ru-Kasu September 11, 2015

colander dick

Colander dick is where the foreskin sticks in such a way to create multiple escape routes for urine, upon taking a piss. This commonly occurs in the early hours of the day, during the morning toilet ritual. The result is a miss fire where neither stream hits the intended target of the bowl. Due to the absence of for-thought at such a time in the morning the colander dick is rarely corrected.

1) Caught out by Colander dick again this morning! i pissed everywhere except the toilet...
2) sorry honey, iIhad the choice of peeing half on the floor and half in the bowl or on both sides of the seat, because of colander dick!

by disaster class June 12, 2016

Commoner lighter

You take a lighter you own (preferably with the least amount of fluid) and write "commoner lighter" on it. This is for the bums who always steal your lighters when they 'borrow' it and never return it. Problem solved.

"Dude can I use your lighter"

"Nah fam you stole it last time. Here, take the commoner lighter."

by Seweewee June 18, 2016

commando banana

when a curved erection peeks out of his speedos

he's sporting quite the commando banana in those swim trunks.

by bob spawn July 7, 2016

Commando Dick

When your dick gets tactical nearby pussies, A very common thing, Similar to other dick tactics but silent

Bob: Sam, I went commando dick on this lady
Sam: Oh damn, I think she didn't know where it came from

by Sanitito January 1, 2017

ki-commando

mixture of chapati with beans

Lets go and grab some ki-commando from Kikoni

by MC2M April 20, 2018