A term popularized by Carlos Mencia to refer to a Latin person that most people assume is white. Generally applies to Latinos that are very light skinned and speak impeccable English.
Juan: I heard an interview with Bob Vila today, did you know he was Cuban?
Jose: No way, he is really a closet beaner!
Jose: No way, he is really a closet beaner!
by Blasto the Wonder Dog September 18, 2012
Get the Closet Beanermug. 
A homo who has finally come out.
Also a homie who has been actin like a bitch lately.
(to evacuate, or otherwise "come out" of the closet)
Also a homie who has been actin like a bitch lately.
(to evacuate, or otherwise "come out" of the closet)
Guy 1 - Man , Deez has been actin like a real bitch lately.
Guy 2 - Yeah, I know. Just like a closet evacuee.
Guy 2 - Yeah, I know. Just like a closet evacuee.
by MR. Jamisen October 28, 2007
Get the Closet Evacueemug. According to Casper's Dictionary, because Webster's a Fuck: (n.); Of Casper Origin - A forest that may or may not be full of hanging niggers. They're full of trees, which is perfect for hanging them like a sack of potatoes. Most Nigger Closets have a wide variety of trees to hang them from, which is the optimal goal of many white supremecists, such as Steven Hawking.
by Casper's Dictionary November 5, 2017
Get the Nigger Closetmug. 1. A callsign used by those who are elite in their anti-AI skills. Used especially for online games that involve a computer AI.
2. One who sleeps and plays Descent (tm) in a (double) closet.
2. One who sleeps and plays Descent (tm) in a (double) closet.
by _ December 9, 2003
Get the closet boymug. An example of a Mexican-In-The-Closet;
Sarah: "Hey Pancho, Are you Mexican?"
Pancho: "I'M NOT MEXICAN! Only my parents and grandparents are Mexican."
Sarah: "Oh, so you have Mexican background."
Pancho: "DUDE, I'M NOT MEXICAN! My ancestors are SPANIARDS!"
Sarah: "UH? WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU?"
Pancho: "I'm American of Spaniard descent."
Sarah: "Yeah Right...Talk to you later."
Sarah: "Hey Pancho, Are you Mexican?"
Pancho: "I'M NOT MEXICAN! Only my parents and grandparents are Mexican."
Sarah: "Oh, so you have Mexican background."
Pancho: "DUDE, I'M NOT MEXICAN! My ancestors are SPANIARDS!"
Sarah: "UH? WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU?"
Pancho: "I'm American of Spaniard descent."
Sarah: "Yeah Right...Talk to you later."
by numberofnames August 15, 2011
Get the Mexican-In-The-Closetmug. Person who sits in his/her home and consumes alcoholic beverages in a manner that would otherwise be considered a party. Also look up "loser" and "virgin".
by annonymous2u March 1, 2011
Get the closet drinkermug.