A Republican who is in denial and can't admit to himself that he's being fucked in the ass by his own party.
My uncle is a Republican in the closet. He still can't admit the Republican fucked him over by writing and passing NAFTA and sending his job to Mexico.
by Davezilla July 7, 2019
Get the Republican in the closetmug. It can describe something that is out of the closet, but it can also be people who are telling people that they are _____, after they were hiding it for a while.
by Inconcinnus the Wolf / Furry August 9, 2018
Get the Out of the closetmug. A swinger who hides the fact that they like to have sex with multiple partners and denies doing so, while their partner on the other hand is completely open about his or her sexual encounters with other people.
p1: I THINK I COULD BE A CLOSET SWINGER!
p2: WHY?
p3: I shagged this married man last night.
p4: WHAT?
p5: Please don't tell anyone. If my husband knew he'd kill me, even though he shagged his brother's wife last night and told me to leave the house for a few hours.
p2: WHY?
p3: I shagged this married man last night.
p4: WHAT?
p5: Please don't tell anyone. If my husband knew he'd kill me, even though he shagged his brother's wife last night and told me to leave the house for a few hours.
by Feist4321 November 26, 2007
Get the closet swingermug. A homo who has finally come out.
Also a homie who has been actin like a bitch lately.
(to evacuate, or otherwise "come out" of the closet)
Also a homie who has been actin like a bitch lately.
(to evacuate, or otherwise "come out" of the closet)
Guy 1 - Man , Deez has been actin like a real bitch lately.
Guy 2 - Yeah, I know. Just like a closet evacuee.
Guy 2 - Yeah, I know. Just like a closet evacuee.
by MR. Jamisen October 28, 2007
Get the Closet Evacueemug. 1. A callsign used by those who are elite in their anti-AI skills. Used especially for online games that involve a computer AI.
2. One who sleeps and plays Descent (tm) in a (double) closet.
2. One who sleeps and plays Descent (tm) in a (double) closet.
by _ December 9, 2003
Get the closet boymug. An example of a Mexican-In-The-Closet;
Sarah: "Hey Pancho, Are you Mexican?"
Pancho: "I'M NOT MEXICAN! Only my parents and grandparents are Mexican."
Sarah: "Oh, so you have Mexican background."
Pancho: "DUDE, I'M NOT MEXICAN! My ancestors are SPANIARDS!"
Sarah: "UH? WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU?"
Pancho: "I'm American of Spaniard descent."
Sarah: "Yeah Right...Talk to you later."
Sarah: "Hey Pancho, Are you Mexican?"
Pancho: "I'M NOT MEXICAN! Only my parents and grandparents are Mexican."
Sarah: "Oh, so you have Mexican background."
Pancho: "DUDE, I'M NOT MEXICAN! My ancestors are SPANIARDS!"
Sarah: "UH? WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU?"
Pancho: "I'm American of Spaniard descent."
Sarah: "Yeah Right...Talk to you later."
by numberofnames August 15, 2011
Get the Mexican-In-The-Closetmug. Person who sits in his/her home and consumes alcoholic beverages in a manner that would otherwise be considered a party. Also look up "loser" and "virgin".
by annonymous2u March 1, 2011
Get the closet drinkermug.