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Addison Clark

by binooOMG May 28, 2021
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A date with Kimberly Clark

A euphemism for masturbation.

Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.

Except in Canada.

Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
You want a date with Kimberly Clark?

No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!
by bitchuck September 9, 2024
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Leo Clarke

A very smart and intelligent boy. He is so smart. He also is very creative and plays football and all the girls them love him, like Oshanaphe. He LOVES Nettspend and Che. He is shit at Fortnite
Leo Clarke! How yuh get suh much gyal mi bro.
by jjeliiaaa December 8, 2024
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Dean Clark

when you go up to a child in the middle of the street and scant them and bend them over and shove a carrot up there rectum
by Dean Clark 91 December 8, 2024
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Clarke

Turns into a big smoker he has about 40 fegs in him in a day he is caring / licks
Out kamile 24/7
by Josssssshhh October 17, 2019
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Malachi Clark

Malachi Clark is an Amish apostle of Shrek and likes macaroni and cheese. He is the ultimate Chad. He is famous for assassinating Jeffrey Dahmer.
by AlbinoGoblinShark October 23, 2019
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Carson Clark

He is cute, charming hot amd sometimes can be mean but he will change later on he always is loyal and honest. He is also respectful amd kind amd all the girls love him and he is really funny. You need to become his friend before you can't or become his lover soon or you won't get another chance at him.
You: I see carson clark he is so hot.
Best Friend: ikr and he is funny.
You: He just is perfect.
by I only speak the truth 123 October 31, 2019
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