(noun) A rare human species known for unfiltered kindness, authenticity, and creativity. She is a professional late-night caller and certified bringer of breaking news, gossip, and legendary life updates. She possesses a world-class booty that deserves its own Instagram account. She's a reigning queen of both the badminton court and the dance floor.
Synonyms: best friend ever, walking sunshine, person you’d trust with both your secrets and your dessert.
Scientific fact: everyone needs a Claire in their life, but you can’t have mine.
Synonyms: best friend ever, walking sunshine, person you’d trust with both your secrets and your dessert.
Scientific fact: everyone needs a Claire in their life, but you can’t have mine.
Claire’s booty enters the room three seconds before she does.
Wow, I wish I had a Claire in my life.
Wow, I wish I had a Claire in my life.
by chocolatesoup2020 August 11, 2025
Get the clairemug. Shes a bitch thats inlove with someone else’s boyfriend. They tend to have virginity rocks jacket, and is very rich. Shes very likable. But yet her name is claire. Shes very overprotective about someone she cares about.
by Anonymous bbg November 22, 2021
Get the Clairemug. by ANNABITCH13 September 10, 2020
Get the claire anne salcedomug. Claire is very kind and caring. She will never break your heart. Sometime she’s moody but if she is she has a good reason to be. Claire is a good person and is tall with blonde hair and blue eyes. Never throw away a Claire.
by anonymous August 7, 2021
Get the Clairemug. Refers to a lonely, clingy, annoying woman over the age of the age of 45. From the French claire (clear) and dodge (middle German) meaning, "avoid this person at all costs". Often referred to as a trash receptacle.
by Eddie1Eddie1 July 7, 2017
Get the claire dodgemug. Defined as a Dirty sket, riddled with stds, has probably shagged your grandad. Very sorry better hide him no one is safe.
What’s that coming over the hill is a hex bug ?
No you silly twat its a Claire Ashworth and her flappy ham wallet
No you silly twat its a Claire Ashworth and her flappy ham wallet
by Bighairyfuckinballsacks April 7, 2020
Get the Claire Ashworthmug. Emma is the best person to ever walk on this earth she is so pretty and not confident about herself but she should be and is such a nice and funny person who falls in love with someone who gives her everything she is ever wanted
by anonymous October 1, 2020
Get the Emma-Claire Caldwellmug.