Christopher Standart

Adjective; typically used to describe a gay man who is, though not limited to, a cunt, nigger, and non-Artie Award winner.

"I lost the best actor Artie to James Chihocki, ugh; I'm this year's Christopher Standart"

by Daniel Pruett January 19, 2020

Christopher Ward

A great watch company from England.

"Hey, is that Christopher Ward?"

by I DONT KNOW WHAT TO PUT AS MY April 25, 2025

kevin christopher

some old ass nigga thats like hundreds of millions of years old

"yo my grandpa old asf" - taj
"he not as old as kevin that nigga was in the primordial soup" - kevin christopher

by leviticus3k December 22, 2021

christopher hance

A man who plays basketball, baseball, and football. He's not a poop nugget and is wayyyy better than James! He gets all da the girls and gets me with style. What a guy!

Man, that guys is a definite Christopher Hance

by James the Poopnugget November 22, 2016

Christopher

A HOT SEXC MF🥵🥵🥵

That mf a christopher🥵

by Bruh😩 November 21, 2021

Christopher Ortiz

He is looked at as a god of hope and the earth’s protector.

If I ever need Christopher Ortiz to help me. I pray to him amén.

by SmokeyOrtiz November 24, 2021

Christopher Columbused a Bitch

To be the first white man to fuck a bitch that's only been fucked by blacks

Person A: Yo Adam fucked Jess
Person B: No way Jess only lets blacks hit
Person A: Yeah he Christopher Columbused a Bitch

by asdfasdfweiosdng January 21, 2025